What are your "I'm cheap" tricks

[spindoc]

He's not honest. Honest people don't steal.

He's been rehabilitated.

[UKMustangFan]

He's not honest. Honest people don't steal.

 

At least he's owned it and not making excuses trying to justify it...

[SnottieDrippen]

You scoundrels...

[LRCW]

At least he's owned it and not making excuses trying to justify it...

 

I'll give him that, but I wouldn't call him honest. I wouldn't trust him with SSN like I would some people.

[PurplePride92]

@Randy Parker doesn't text but owns a cell phone with a data plan. Sounds like a cheap trick to me.

[nkypete]

I buy my wife flowers or take her out to dinner when I need to apologize for something. Trust me...it's cheaper than having her find out on her own that I screwed up.

[Jackie Ed]

He's not honest. Honest people don't steal.

I'm honest about stealing batteries 8 years ago.

[OlDog75]

I'm a 99.4% pure guy.

 

I just shot the water I was drinking out of my nose!!!

[littleluck55]

I buy my wife flowers or take her out to dinner when I need to apologize for something. Trust me...it's cheaper than having her find out on her own that I screwed up.

 

Cheap trick: stop by the funeral home on your way home. Save some bucks picking up flowers there. The dead person won't even realize it.

[Bluto]

Here's 2 of mine.

 

I hate when the bar of soap gets small, but I also hate to waste stuff, so this is what I do.

 

Take your little bar and a fresh bar to the shower.

 

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Use them both and get them soapy. Then at the end rub them together and sit them in the soap dish. When it drys, they fuse together to make 1 bar. MrsC makes fun of me for this one.

 

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I've done this since college (1970's)

[Bluto]

I refill empty bottled water bottles for walking, & as frozen ice bottles.

[MentschTrachtGottLacht]

This thread has made me laugh 7 times. Thanks for that.

[formerkywrestler]

I know a guy who saves money by not paying for the bone and eating rib nuggets. :sssh:

[UKMustangFan]

I refill empty bottled water bottles for walking, & as frozen ice bottles.

 

Been doing that since I got out of college. No reason to continuously be buying bottled water.

[TAC]

Hold on folks.....these ARE NOT high school games, these are travel ball games...River City, Expressway Park, Mid-America Park, etc. Maybe have pulled it off 3 times in the last two years, and tried it maybe 5 or 6 times. It all started as a dare/joke talking with the parents on my daughters team, and once it worked, it morphed into seeing what other parks it would work at.......trust me they get it back at the concession stand.

 

Maybe I should have explained it better before everyone thinks I'm getting away with 100's of dollars in unpaid gate fees.

 

Can you ship some packages for me for free? Not a lot, no one will notice. It's a big company, they won't notice the lost profits.