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[mcpapa]

The Princess Di joke reminds me.

 

When Mother Teresa died, St. Peter told her that she had led such an exemplary life that she would be getting a halo. True to form, she said she didn't want one. When St. Peter said that it was mandatory, she insisted on a small, plain one.

 

When she ran into Princess Di a few days later, she noticed that the princess also had a halo, and that it was HUGE. She went back to St. Peter and said, "I know I wanted a little halo and I'm not really complaining, but I just met Princess Di and she had a gigantic halo. What's the deal?"

 

"That's not a halo. That's a steering wheel."

[frankdracman23]

So a little boy and a man are walking into the woods.

 

The little boy says, "Hey Mister its really dark and we've walked a long way and I'm getting scared."

 

The man says, "You getting scared! What about me? I'm going to have to walk out of these woods by myself!!"

[Bluto]

[Bluto]

My girlfriend told me the other day that she was beginning to think I was a pedophile. I said "that's a pretty big word for a 7 year old.

[mcpapa]

What's the difference between Adolph Hitler and Usain Bolt?

 

Bolt can finish a race.

[WhoozYoDaddy]

Did you hear Princess Diana was on the radio? and on the windshield, the gear shift, the back seat...

[Wireman]

Donald Trump's ego is so big that he videos himself masturbating then masturbates to that video.

[Science Friction]

Dark math humor :

 

[AHSPanther23]

[TAC]

[Jim Schue]

Yep, I'll go there …

[HammerTime]

^ You're an animal.

[Jim Schue]

^ You're an animal.

 

I have a black heart, true, but it has some tasteful gold trim inlaid with it.

[Jim Schue]

Who knew one photo could turn this into "The Darkest Thread In BGP History?"

[AHSPanther23]

I have a black heart, true, but it has some tasteful gold trim inlaid with it.

 

Where normal people have a heart, Jim Schue has a bottomless black hole.