Dark Humor Fans Come on In and Share

[titletownclown]

I'm finally back to posting on BGP and thought I'd get back to my old self; posting stuff which makes people uncomfortable or question my sanity. This thread is for fans of dark humor. If you don't appreciate dark humor, please discontinue reading and exit the thread (and don't cry about what is contained within the confines of this thread). If you are still reading, please post some of your favorite "dark humor" items you've run across on the internet or otherwise.

 

I ran across the image below last night and must say that I laughed to the point that I almost felt shame.....almost.....

 

[InItToWinIt]

Please, forgive me. I used to follow an "Anti-jokes" account on Twitter. These are a few I remember.

 

How do you upset a basketball player?

Cut off his arms.

 

Why did little Susie fall off her bike?

She was hit by a bus.

 

Who was driving the bus?

Not the basketball player.

[HammerTime]

[SnottieDrippen]

[UKMustangFan]

This thread....:clap: :clap: :clap:

 

Brings a little tear of joy to my eye to see others enjoy this stuff.

[HammerTime]

[UKMustangFan]

 

Yep, I'm going to hell...

[HammerTime]

[mcpapa]

What's 18 inches long, stiff, and makes women scream at night?

 

Crib death.

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

You asked.

[UKMustangFan]

:isurrender: :lol2:

[HammerTime]

Dang mcpapa. :lol2:

[Bluto]

How many potato(e)s does it take to kill an Irishman?

 

 

 

None.

[lawildcat]

Damn papa. Only 9 posts in...

[Colonels_Wear_Blue]

[Colonels_Wear_Blue]

What's 18 inches long, stiff, and makes women scream at night?

 

Crib death.

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

You asked.

 

That's dark alright.