December 11, 201510 yr There is no shame in being an ABBA fan. I have been a fan for decades.:thumb: Just know that it doesn't get either one of us much in the way of cool points. An ABBA record was the second to enter my now-extensive collection. Village People was the first.
December 11, 201510 yr Good one, though you know, of course that was just an urban legend about mama's death. It wasn't true. BTW, Karen carpenter was my all-time favorite female voice. I don't think there are many that even came close to her. Her death was so sad. Really started the public discussion about anorexia. Please remove yourself from this thread. No space for soft hearts in here.
December 11, 201510 yr From the brilliant mind of Mitch Hedberg: I used to do drugs. I still do, but I used to too. When I was a boy, I laid in my twin size bed and wondered where my brother was. I'm against picketing, but I don't know how to show it. I think Pringles original intention was to make tennis balls...but on the day the rubber was supposed to show up, a truck load of potatoes came. Pringles is a laid back company. So they just said "screw it, cut 'em up!"
December 11, 201510 yr You have to field some tough questions when you're a parent, though. My kids came back from visiting my grandmother recently, and they're like, 'Dad, does Nana really have to die?' I'm like, 'Well, she did commit a capital crime. Those are the rules.'
December 11, 201510 yr **I was lying in bed last night, I got scared: 'What if I died right now from very immensely, incredibly delayed crib death? **The inmate on death row is scheduled to be put to death by firing squad. He doesn't request a last meal or anything special for his last day. As he stands before the firing squad he says, "Actually, music is my life. One thing I would really like would be to sing my favorite song, one whole time through, with no interruptions." The guard nods solemnly and tells him to go ahead. The inmate starts, "One billion bottles of beer on the wall... ." **Q: What is black and blue and brown, and lies in a ditch? A: A brunette who has told too many blonde jokes. **Mom and Dad were trying to console Susie whose dog, Skipper, had recently died. "You know," Mom said, "it's not so bad. Skipper's probably up in Heaven right now, having a grand old time with God." Susie stopped crying and asked, "What would God want with a dead dog?"
December 11, 201510 yr delete That one must have been really bad if you thought about it then deleted!
December 11, 201510 yr That one must have been really bad if you thought about it then deleted! No, it's a video and I can't figure out how to put it on here. I am not tech savvy.
December 11, 201510 yr No, it's a video and I can't figure out how to put it on here. I am not tech savvy. Youtube? post the link, I'll embed it.
December 11, 201510 yr It's from a FB post: That fake arm trick...Posted by UNILAD on Saturday, August 8, 2015
December 11, 201510 yr "Other than that, Mrs. Lincoln...how did you enjoy the play?" Other than that, Mrs. Kennedy, how did you like the parade?
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