For me...getting lost in Wikipedia wormholes.

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I would be Michael Phelpsian if drinking 100's of ounces of iced tea per day, combined with very sound and uninterrupted sleep, were a biathlon-type event.

Screaming "hands up"! when we play zone defense. No body, and I mean NO BODY shouts it better or louder than me.:no::

I pop popcorn like Shakespeare wrote sonnets. If it was an Olympic Event I'd be the Edwin Moses of Popping Corn!

I'd organize a team and go win Beerfest.

I'd organize a team and go win Beerfest.

 

If they had an event involving sitting out on the deck and playing tunes all night I'd get Russell Wilson money.

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Euchre: I could go pro in having a lay-down loner in hand just after the trump card gets turned down, and then the guy sitting next to me orders up the opposite color.

I would go pro in drinking on a lake/boat all day and sitting by the fire lakeside at night.

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Euchre: I could go pro in having a lay-down loner in hand just after the trump card gets turned down, and then the guy sitting next to me orders up the opposite color.

 

Don't know what's worse...when the guy next to you does it, or your partner.

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I would be Michael Phelpsian if drinking 100's of ounces of iced tea per day, combined with very sound and uninterrupted sleep, were a biathlon-type event.

 

Good afternoon. I'd like a large iced tea unsweet with extra ice. Thank you.

 

 

If I had a dollar for every time I've heard that....

Talking smack!

Talking smack!

 

Awesome

I think I could go pro on consuming or watching the most basketball games in a given year.

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Euchre: I could go pro in having a lay-down loner in hand just after the trump card gets turned down, and then the guy sitting next to me orders up the opposite color.

 

 

Guy to the immediate left of the dealer generally calls next.

Seafood-eating.