I wish I was getting paid for all the updates I provide. :whistling::lol2:

Good afternoon. I'd like a large iced tea unsweet with extra ice. Thank you.

 

 

If I had a dollar for every time I've heard that....

You'd have a LOT more dollars than you already have.

I could go pro in babysitting grandkids. I rarely have a weekday when I don't.

I'd be the undisputed world champion of failing to seal the deal with Molly Malone's bartenders.

I'd be the LeBron James and the Allen Iverson of Passing Gas! Whomever's team I am on would be an instant contender and I wouldn't even need practice.

Binge-watching old sketch comedy on Netflix and Hulu. The fact that I can practically quote the first season of The State from memory has to pay off sometime, right?

Listening to Casey Kasem's American Top 40-The 70's. I listen to it every Sunday morning. I even have the WGRR phone app in the event that I am out of town.

Taking naps. I'd be a hero.

Daydreaming....Walter Mitty's got nothing on me.

I'd be the undisputed world champion of failing to seal the deal with Molly Malone's bartenders.

 

You'd get 10 likes from me if I could!

I'd be the undisputed world champion of failing to seal the deal with Molly Malone's bartenders.

Brother, you knew pete was all over that one. Layup line.:clap:

I am already a PRO!

 

Brother, you knew pete was all over that one. Layup line.:clap:

 

Oh I knew he would be. I think the first thing he does when he gets on BGP is does a search for the word "bartender" so he can throw the jabs.

I'd take on any East German holdout or any Russian TODAY in one-legged urinating.

Talking smack!

 

But, to go PRO in something, doesn't that usually mean you have to be GOOD at it?:idunno: