broadcaster240 Posted April 6, 2014 Share Posted April 6, 2014 Clones are people, two. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
nkypete Posted April 6, 2014 Share Posted April 6, 2014 The Reds manager is also a Republican. That's correct...the Price is Right. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
broadcaster240 Posted April 6, 2014 Share Posted April 6, 2014 Microbiology Lab: Staph Only! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
hoops5 Posted April 6, 2014 Author Share Posted April 6, 2014 Stayed up all night to see where the sun went. Then it dawned on me. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
broadcaster240 Posted April 6, 2014 Share Posted April 6, 2014 Air Pollution is a mist-demeanor. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Colonels_Wear_Blue Posted May 6, 2014 Share Posted May 6, 2014 My desire to obtain a photographic memory has never developed. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Colonels_Wear_Blue Posted May 6, 2014 Share Posted May 6, 2014 I wondered why the baseball kept getting bigger. Then it hit me. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Clyde Posted May 6, 2014 Share Posted May 6, 2014 You heard about the constipated jitterbug, right? He couldn't jit. Straight out of Conner Jr High circa 1977. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Clyde Posted May 6, 2014 Share Posted May 6, 2014 Didn't hear about one? How about the constipated mathematician? Worked it out with a pencil. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Randy Parker Posted May 6, 2014 Share Posted May 6, 2014 You heard about the constipated jitterbug, right? He couldn't jit. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Bluto Posted May 7, 2014 Share Posted May 7, 2014 (From the early 70's) What do the following have in common? 6+0; 5+1; 4+2; 3+3. Everything You Always Wanted To Know About Six, But Were Afraid To Ask. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
hoops5 Posted May 7, 2014 Author Share Posted May 7, 2014 What does a clock do when it is hungry? It goes back four seconds. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Plato Posted May 7, 2014 Share Posted May 7, 2014 I told the shrink "Sometimes I feel like a teepee, and sometimes I feel like a wigwam." He told me I needed to relax because I was two tents. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
hoops5 Posted May 12, 2014 Author Share Posted May 12, 2014 What did the buffalo say when his kid left for college? "Bye, son." Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Flotsam Posted May 12, 2014 Share Posted May 12, 2014 Due to technical difficulties the Invisible Man will not be seen tonight. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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