Clones are people, two.

The Reds manager is also a Republican. That's correct...the Price is Right.

Microbiology Lab: Staph Only!

Stayed up all night to see where the sun went. Then it dawned on me.

Air Pollution is a mist-demeanor.

My desire to obtain a photographic memory has never developed.

I wondered why the baseball kept getting bigger. Then it hit me.

You heard about the constipated jitterbug, right?

 

He couldn't jit.

 

 

Straight out of Conner Jr High circa 1977.

Didn't hear about one? How about the constipated mathematician?

 

Worked it out with a pencil.

You heard about the constipated jitterbug, right?

 

He couldn't jit.

 

(From the early 70's)

 

What do the following have in common? 6+0; 5+1; 4+2; 3+3.

 

Everything You Always Wanted To Know About Six, But Were Afraid To Ask.

What does a clock do when it is hungry?

It goes back four seconds.

I told the shrink "Sometimes I feel like a teepee, and sometimes I feel like a wigwam."

He told me I needed to relax because I was two tents.

What did the buffalo say when his kid left for college?

 

"Bye, son."

Due to technical difficulties the Invisible Man will not be seen tonight.