hoops5 Posted April 3, 2014 Share Posted April 3, 2014 Now that I have your attention..... Let's have some fun with puns! How does Moses make his tea? Hebrews it. Your turn....GO! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
lawildcat Posted April 3, 2014 Share Posted April 3, 2014 I was really hoping for some porn. :o Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
hoops5 Posted April 3, 2014 Author Share Posted April 3, 2014 I know a guy who is addicted to brake fluid. He says he can stop anytime. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
lawildcat Posted April 3, 2014 Share Posted April 3, 2014 :laugh: Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
George Amberson Posted April 3, 2014 Share Posted April 3, 2014 I try not to spend too much time online on BGP, but Wi-Fight it? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
paNDA Posted April 3, 2014 Share Posted April 3, 2014 My local store was giving out used batteries, free of charge! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
hoops5 Posted April 3, 2014 Author Share Posted April 3, 2014 I was really hoping for some porn. :o A dyslexic man walks into a bra...... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Colonels_Wear_Blue Posted April 3, 2014 Share Posted April 3, 2014 Did you hear about the upholstery worker who fell into his upholstery machine? His doctors said he's now fully recovered. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
George Amberson Posted April 3, 2014 Share Posted April 3, 2014 I’d love to have somebody gently scoop chow mein in my mouth because I have an Asian fed-dish. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
hoops5 Posted April 3, 2014 Author Share Posted April 3, 2014 Keep in mind that PMS jokes aren't funny. Period. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
rjs4470 Posted April 3, 2014 Share Posted April 3, 2014 Police were called to a local daycare today and a toddler was taken into custody, and charged with resisting a rest Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
hoops5 Posted April 3, 2014 Author Share Posted April 3, 2014 Today my son's class went on a field trip to the Coca Cola factory. He said that he hopes there is no pop quiz. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
rjs4470 Posted April 3, 2014 Share Posted April 3, 2014 Did you hear about the poor guy that had his entire left side cut off? He's all right now. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
paNDA Posted April 3, 2014 Share Posted April 3, 2014 ...and how about the butcher who backed into his meat grinder, he got a little behind in his work. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
mcpapa Posted April 3, 2014 Share Posted April 3, 2014 Don't get caught up in dangerous cults. Practice safe sects instead. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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