Now that I have your attention.....

 

Let's have some fun with puns!

 

How does Moses make his tea? Hebrews it.

Your turn....GO!

I was really hoping for some porn. :o

I know a guy who is addicted to brake fluid. He says he can stop anytime.

:laugh:

I try not to spend too much time online on BGP, but Wi-Fight it?

My local store was giving out used batteries, free of charge!

I was really hoping for some porn. :o

 

A dyslexic man walks into a bra......

Did you hear about the upholstery worker who fell into his upholstery machine? His doctors said he's now fully recovered.

I’d love to have somebody gently scoop chow mein in my mouth because I have an Asian fed-dish.

Keep in mind that PMS jokes aren't funny. Period.

Police were called to a local daycare today and a toddler was taken into custody, and charged with resisting a rest

Today my son's class went on a field trip to the Coca Cola factory. He said that he hopes there is no pop quiz.

Did you hear about the poor guy that had his entire left side cut off? He's all right now.

...and how about the butcher who backed into his meat grinder, he got a little behind in his work.

Don't get caught up in dangerous cults. Practice safe sects instead.