April 4, 201412 yr I've heard a couple of variants of this one. Guy tries all his adult life to have a son. Nothing works. In desperation, he gets himself cloned. The clone/son is just like him in every respect save one. Practically every other word out of his mouth from the time he could talk is foul. Absolutely terrible. For 14 years the father endures it. Finally, on a father-son hike up a mountainside, dad loses it after hearing about "this blankety-blank trail is too steep and my blankety-blanking feet have blankety-blanking blisters the size of blankety-blanketing tennis balls" one too many times. Dad pushes the lad off the cliff. He comes to his senses and immediately turns himself in to the authorities. He is detained on charges of...you know this one... ...making an obscene clone fall.
April 4, 201412 yr You know I've always heard that there's plenty of fish in the sea, but until I catch one I'm just stuck here holding my rod.
April 4, 201412 yr Two cannibals are eating a clown. One says to the other: 'Does this taste funny to you?
April 4, 201412 yr Two Eskimos sitting in a kayak were chilly, so they lit a fire in the craft. Unsurprisingly it sank, proving once again that: You can't have your kayak and heat it too
April 4, 201412 yr Why can't a bicycle stand on its own? It is two tired. On a clear day in Hollywood, U.C.L.A.
April 4, 201412 yr "Why does Santa Clause have 3 gardens?" So he can hoe hoe hoe. I've heard a similar joke with the same punch line....the other one was better (and had no "e"'s). :bunny:
April 4, 201412 yr ....... There are plenty of fish in the sea but until I catch one I'm just stuck here holding my rod.
April 4, 201412 yr Author I've heard a similar joke with the same punch line....the other one was better (and had no "e"'s). :bunny: That's the first time I had ever written it, so I did pause trying to figure out what to do with the "e".
April 4, 201412 yr OK... None of these 2 are timeless, and all are locally related to the Cincy area, so the ones who remember the circumstances will be the only ones who get them. Entry 2 is self-made by yours truly. 1. Did you hear that you don't have to make reservations anymore at the Mike Fink Riverboat Restaurant? Yeah...You can just barge on in. 2. Did you hear that Marge Schott went and lost her marbles again? Yeah... they found them in Chris Sabo's bat. Edited April 4, 201412 yr by PurplePride92 Rule 8
April 4, 201412 yr Author A soldier who survived mustard gas and pepper spray is now a seasoned veteran.
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