cooperstown Posted September 1, 2011 Posted September 1, 2011 . . . . . an inflatable raft! http://www.wcpo.com/dpp/news/region_north_cincinnati/hamilton/hamilton-man-arrested-for-sex-act-with-inflatable-raft,-witnessed-by-neighbor Apparently he tried to stick his thingy in a dinghy. In a million years, I would never have guessed this could possibly feel good. On a side note, apparently the Crips aren't as tough a gang as they were once considered (read the story).
FC Posted September 1, 2011 Posted September 1, 2011 I laughed out loud. Really, a pool raft? Come-on man! This is just wrong on so many levels.
Clyde Posted September 1, 2011 Posted September 1, 2011 I didn't click on the link but this is the 2nd time the guy has been arrested for sex with an inanimate object in public. I think the first time was with a blow-up pool.
cooperstown Posted September 1, 2011 Author Posted September 1, 2011 I didn't click on the link but this is the 2nd time the guy has been arrested for sex with an inanimate object in public. I think the first time was with a blow-up pool. The man apparently has a problem with swimming pool accessories.
FC Posted September 1, 2011 Posted September 1, 2011 All I can think is that his mother must be proud.
FC Posted September 1, 2011 Posted September 1, 2011 On the bright side, the first step in fixing the problem is admitting that you have one. I’m sure there’s a “sex with blowup pool accessories” support group somewhere he can join.
spindoc Posted September 1, 2011 Posted September 1, 2011 Swim-eze and the rubberduck life preserver are on alert.
Wireman Posted September 1, 2011 Posted September 1, 2011 Hopefully next time he'll try to have sex with the electrical outlet where the pool pump plugs into.
mcpapa Posted September 1, 2011 Posted September 1, 2011 I'll have to give the old water wings a once-over before I slip them on next time.
Blue Magic Posted September 1, 2011 Posted September 1, 2011 Inflatable rafts and women have strikingly similar features....I get it.
stickymitts Posted September 1, 2011 Posted September 1, 2011 Hate to see what he'd do to a swimming noodle.
SportsGuy41017 Posted September 1, 2011 Posted September 1, 2011 Hey, he was just trying to have safe sex and used something rubber.
Wireman Posted September 1, 2011 Posted September 1, 2011 I can hear it now... "Here baby, hold this beer for me...I just love the way the air all goes to your head..."
2 Humped Camel Posted September 1, 2011 Posted September 1, 2011 He should try this one...... Rick Pitino certifies that it will hold air for at least 15 seconds.
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