Man Arrested For Having Sex With . . . . .

[cooperstown]

. . . . . an inflatable raft!

 

http://www.wcpo.com/dpp/news/region_north_cincinnati/hamilton/hamilton-man-arrested-for-sex-act-with-inflatable-raft,-witnessed-by-neighbor

 

Apparently he tried to stick his thingy in a dinghy. In a million years, I would never have guessed this could possibly feel good.

 

On a side note, apparently the Crips aren't as tough a gang as they were once considered (read the story).

Edited September 1, 2011 by cooperstown

[FC]

I laughed out loud. Really, a pool raft? Come-on man! This is just wrong on so many levels.

[Clyde]

I didn't click on the link but this is the 2nd time the guy has been arrested for sex with an inanimate object in public.

 

I think the first time was with a blow-up pool.

[cooperstown]

I didn't click on the link but this is the 2nd time the guy has been arrested for sex with an inanimate object in public.

 

I think the first time was with a blow-up pool.

 

The man apparently has a problem with swimming pool accessories.

[FC]

All I can think is that his mother must be proud.

[FC]

On the bright side, the first step in fixing the problem is admitting that you have one. I’m sure there’s a “sex with blowup pool accessories” support group somewhere he can join.

[spindoc]

Swim-eze and the rubberduck life preserver are on alert.

[Wireman]

Hopefully next time he'll try to have sex with the electrical outlet where the pool pump plugs into.

[mcpapa]

I'll have to give the old water wings a once-over before I slip them on next time.

[Blue Magic]

Inflatable rafts and women have strikingly similar features....I get it.

[stickymitts]

Hate to see what he'd do to a swimming noodle.

[HammerTime]

Could you say no to this?

 

 

[SportsGuy41017]

Hey, he was just trying to have safe sex and used something rubber.

[Wireman]

I can hear it now...

 

"Here baby, hold this beer for me...I just love the way the air all goes to your head..."

[2 Humped Camel]

He should try this one......

 

Rick Pitino certifies that it will hold air for at least 15 seconds.