. . . . . an inflatable raft!

 

http://www.wcpo.com/dpp/news/region_north_cincinnati/hamilton/hamilton-man-arrested-for-sex-act-with-inflatable-raft,-witnessed-by-neighbor

 

Apparently he tried to stick his thingy in a dinghy. In a million years, I would never have guessed this could possibly feel good.

 

On a side note, apparently the Crips aren't as tough a gang as they were once considered (read the story).

Edited September 1, 201115 yr by cooperstown

I laughed out loud. Really, a pool raft? Come-on man! This is just wrong on so many levels.

I didn't click on the link but this is the 2nd time the guy has been arrested for sex with an inanimate object in public.

 

I think the first time was with a blow-up pool.

I didn't click on the link but this is the 2nd time the guy has been arrested for sex with an inanimate object in public.

 

I think the first time was with a blow-up pool.

 

The man apparently has a problem with swimming pool accessories.

All I can think is that his mother must be proud.

On the bright side, the first step in fixing the problem is admitting that you have one. I’m sure there’s a “sex with blowup pool accessories” support group somewhere he can join.

Swim-eze and the rubberduck life preserver are on alert.

Hopefully next time he'll try to have sex with the electrical outlet where the pool pump plugs into.

I'll have to give the old water wings a once-over before I slip them on next time.

Inflatable rafts and women have strikingly similar features....I get it.

Hate to see what he'd do to a swimming noodle.

Could you say no to this?

 

 

Hey, he was just trying to have safe sex and used something rubber.

I can hear it now...

 

"Here baby, hold this beer for me...I just love the way the air all goes to your head..."

He should try this one......

 

Rick Pitino certifies that it will hold air for at least 15 seconds.