Happy Festivus

[Just Jim]

I've got a lot of problems with you people!

 

[lawildcat]

OMG, don't get me started!

[Run To State]

[Just Jim]

OMG, don't get me started!

 

Go ahead and get started with your Airing of Grievances.

[spindoc]

Festivus, wasn't that the guy from Gunsmoke?

[Plato]

Festivus took a big hit with the invention of Facebook - people air their grievances daily now.

[lawildcat]

Go ahead and get started with your Airing of Grievances.

 

First of all, what's a girl got to do to get a koozie around here! :irked:

[hoops5]

I hate wrapping gifts.

 

No matter how hard I try, somebody will be disappointed on Christmas.

 

No, store clerk, I do not want to receive emails from you, I do not want to donate a dollar, and I don't want my receipt emailed to me. Now please just give me my gift and receipt so I can move on!

 

Who invented Stocking Stuffers? Isn't there enough junk under the tree already?

[plantmanky]

I went to get donuts this morning for the office, nice Christmas gesture I thought, plus I wanted some. Mind you its just after 7am and the Dunkin Doughnuts by the office is out of pretty much everything, but specifically no glazed donuts of any kind. After pondering for a minute (and admittedly scrambling my brain to figure out what the goons in my office will eat) I start saying, 3 of these, 3 of those, 3 of that, 3 of this. Then I lost my filter for a moment and blurted out,

 

"How can you be out of a basic glazed doughnut at 7am, people are off, shopping and stuff and your out of a basic doughnut at 7am, bad management, very bad management." Turns out the manager was taking my order. I have no doubt then when I said Merry Christmas to him as I was leaving, he was saying something not so nice in his mind back to me.

[lawildcat]

I've got a lot of problems with you people!

 

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BTW - you've probably heard this before but your pole is not big enough to hold most of the peeps here.

[Run To State]

BTW - you've probably heard this before but your pole is not big enough to hold most of the peeps here.

:lol2: :lol:

[SportsGuy41017]

And THERE she goes, again, it's like a sickness.....

[lawildcat]

And THERE she goes, again, it's like a sickness.....

 

Says the sick guy. :wave:

 

Hope you're feeling better!

[MJAlltheWay24]

I hate hangovers!

[lawildcat]

I hate hangovers!

 

You are not hydrating enough!