These things crack me up.

Post your favorite here.

 

Chuck Norris can slam revolving doors.

 

Chuck Norris does not sleep. He waits.

 

The chief export of Chuck Norris is pain.

Do not even get me going on Chuck Norris jokes. I can go at them for hours. :lol:

 

I have a Chuck Norris generator on my Facebook page.

When you open a can of whoop tail, chuck norris jumps out.

When you open a can of whoop tail, chuck norris jumps out.

:laugh:

Chuck Norris has two speeds, walk and kill.

 

Chuck Norris' calendar goes straight from March 31st to April 2nd.... no one fools Chuck Norris.

 

Chuck Norris has already been to Mars, that's why there are no signs of life there.

 

Chuck Norris was once a weatherman but was fired for always predicting a 100% chance of pain.

 

Children wear Superman pajamas, but Superman wears Chuck Norris pajamas

When Chuck Norris jumps into water he doesn't get wet, the water gets Chuck Norrised.

There is no chin behind Chuck Norris' beard. There is only another fist.

There is no theory of evolution, just a list of creatures Chuck Norris allows to live.

Chuck Norris' calendar goes straight from March 31st to April 2nd.... no one fools Chuck Norris.

 

Chuck Norris has already been to Mars, that's why there are no signs of life there.

 

 

 

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My favorite has always been:

 

When the boogeyman goes to sleep, he checks his closet for Chuck Norris.

America is not a democracy; it is a Chucktatorship.

When Chuck Norris does a pushup, he isn’t lifting himself up, he’s pushing the Earth down.

There are no steroids in baseball, just players Chuck Norris has breathed on.

Chuck Norris has counted to infinity.

 

 

 

 

 

Twice.

Chuck Norris 1/8 Cherokee; because he once ate an Indian.