ladiesbballcoach Posted September 13, 2007 Share Posted September 13, 2007 These things crack me up. Post your favorite here. Chuck Norris can slam revolving doors. Chuck Norris does not sleep. He waits. The chief export of Chuck Norris is pain. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
bugatti Posted September 13, 2007 Share Posted September 13, 2007 Do not even get me going on Chuck Norris jokes. I can go at them for hours. :lol: I have a Chuck Norris generator on my Facebook page. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
sweet16 Posted September 13, 2007 Share Posted September 13, 2007 When you open a can of whoop tail, chuck norris jumps out. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
youknowme Posted September 13, 2007 Share Posted September 13, 2007 When you open a can of whoop tail, chuck norris jumps out. :laugh: Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
bugatti Posted September 13, 2007 Share Posted September 13, 2007 Chuck Norris has two speeds, walk and kill. Chuck Norris' calendar goes straight from March 31st to April 2nd.... no one fools Chuck Norris. Chuck Norris has already been to Mars, that's why there are no signs of life there. Chuck Norris was once a weatherman but was fired for always predicting a 100% chance of pain. Children wear Superman pajamas, but Superman wears Chuck Norris pajamas Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
94 Camel Posted September 13, 2007 Share Posted September 13, 2007 When Chuck Norris jumps into water he doesn't get wet, the water gets Chuck Norrised. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
mcpapa Posted September 13, 2007 Share Posted September 13, 2007 There is no chin behind Chuck Norris' beard. There is only another fist. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
mcpapa Posted September 13, 2007 Share Posted September 13, 2007 There is no theory of evolution, just a list of creatures Chuck Norris allows to live. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
sweet16 Posted September 13, 2007 Share Posted September 13, 2007 Chuck Norris' calendar goes straight from March 31st to April 2nd.... no one fools Chuck Norris. Chuck Norris has already been to Mars, that's why there are no signs of life there. :thumb: Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
DragonFire Posted September 13, 2007 Share Posted September 13, 2007 My favorite has always been: When the boogeyman goes to sleep, he checks his closet for Chuck Norris. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
mcpapa Posted September 13, 2007 Share Posted September 13, 2007 America is not a democracy; it is a Chucktatorship. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
mcpapa Posted September 13, 2007 Share Posted September 13, 2007 When Chuck Norris does a pushup, he isn’t lifting himself up, he’s pushing the Earth down. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
mcpapa Posted September 13, 2007 Share Posted September 13, 2007 There are no steroids in baseball, just players Chuck Norris has breathed on. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
mcpapa Posted September 13, 2007 Share Posted September 13, 2007 Chuck Norris has counted to infinity. Twice. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
The Sooner Surge Posted September 13, 2007 Share Posted September 13, 2007 Chuck Norris 1/8 Cherokee; because he once ate an Indian. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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