September 13, 200719 yr Chuck Norris can hit you so hard that he can actually alter your DNA. Decades from now your descendants will occasionally clutch their heads and yell "What The Hell was That?" Chuck Norris was the fourth wise man, who gave baby Jesus the gift of beard, which he carried with him until he died. The other three wise men were enraged by the preference that Jesus showed to Chuck's gift, and arranged to have him written out of the bible. All three died soon after of mysterious roundhouse-kick related injuries. Most people have 23 pairs of chromosomes. Chuck Norris has 72... and they're all poisonous. If, by some incredible space-time paradox, Chuck Norris would ever fight himself, he'd win. Period.
September 13, 200719 yr Whoever said "only the good die young" was probably in Chuck Norris's kindergarten class. The best part of waking up, is not Folgers in your cup, but knowing that Chuck Norris didn't kill you in your sleep.
September 13, 200719 yr Chuck Norris is the only man who can punch you in the sole. Not to be picky but do you mean SOUL? :thumb:
September 13, 200719 yr I've had a good time reading through these and substituting "theguru" for "Chuck Norrs". :lol: theguru can blow bubbles with beef jerky. If at first you don't succeed, you're not theguru. theguru was what Willis was talkin' about.
September 14, 200719 yr I've had a good time reading through these and substituting "theguru" for "Chuck Norrs". :lol: theguru can blow bubbles with beef jerky. If at first you don't succeed, you're not theguru. theguru was what Willis was talkin' about. :lol: :thumb:
September 14, 200719 yr One his birthday Chuck Norris selects one lucky child to be throw into the sun
September 14, 200719 yr I've had a good time reading through these and substituting "theguru" for "Chuck Norrs". :lol: :lol: The Guru...... "You feel lucky? Do ya...."
September 14, 200719 yr Is this the same Chuck Norris that is a judge for the American Dodgeball Association of America?
September 15, 200719 yr Is this the same Chuck Norris that is a judge for the American Dodgeball Association of America? :lol: The one and only.
November 4, 200817 yr Just though I would bring this back with some more jokes added to it. Obama and McCain both are voting for Chuck Norris Chuck Norris beat the Sun in a staring contest Chuck Norris can unscramble an egg
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