Dakotah Euton is a talented Freshman at Rose Hill. He stands around 6' 8" and weighs in at around 220. He can crash the boards for 20 rebounds and double figure garbage buckets, or he can back it out and rain them in from another zip code.

 

He's had two threads started to come up with a nickname for him by friends, admirers and genuine knuckleheads. :lol:

 

At the prompting (incessant nagging actually) of Champion, I have sorted through dozens of suggestions, to post the 15 most popular (and least offensive) nicknames for your polling pleasure.

 

What say you fellow BGPers?

 

P.S. - For the record, he already goes by Dirk in honor of his favorite NBA player.

What's the cost to join the fan club?

$14.95

 

You get a "Bomb It Baby" Bumpersticker, a genuine Fan Club Member Card, a subscription to the Dakotah Times, and 25% off your first purchase of items in the Fan Club Gift Shop. :thumb:

 

Call before midnight tonight and you'll also receive an Autographed Game Worn Gym Sock.

Cheap enough--do you get any health care benefits with this fee.

If you consider a handful of Vitamin C tablets health care... sure! :thumb:

Vanilla Thunder is what he will become. Not quite yet there but for 15 years old, he is on his way. He has some broad shoulders, now we have to fill them out. He'll always be my "blonde Weasel":ylsuper:

If he is well liked by his peers and being as big as he is ,then I'm sure they have already given him a nickname at school.

I thought Dakota Fanning or Slim Shady would be the best but I guess Blonde Bomber has a nice ring to it. He needs to throw some self-entitled dunks down for people crown him Vanilla Thunder.

I just like the sound of "North Dakota"

I voted Rough '(To go with teammate Smooth Jackson)' but I also like Vanilla Thrilla...

I still like "O.J."

I still like "O.J."

And I'm sure he's very fond of you! J/K

 

Along the same line, I like the "White Bronco". It wasn't the fastest vehicle, but the entire California Highway Patrol couldn't stop it.

And I'm sure he's very fond of you! J/K

 

Along the same line, I like the "White Bronco". It wasn't the fastest vehicle, but the entire California Highway Patrol couldn't stop it.

 

:thumb: The White Bronco, lol

I thought you had to earn a nickname instead of a group of people giving you one.

I thought you had to earn a nickname instead of a group of people giving you one.

If that's the case, how did you possibly "earn" Gumbo Daddy?