Science Friction Posted July 17, 2017 Author Share Posted July 17, 2017 I remember reading Voltaire explain the difference between philosophy and perversion. After participating in an orgy and being invited back the very next night, he declined and offered the following explanation: " Once, a philosopher; twice, a pervert." Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
lawildcat Posted July 17, 2017 Share Posted July 17, 2017 I remember reading Voltaire explain the difference between philosophy and perversion. After participating in an orgy and being invited back the very next night, he declined and offered the following explanation: " Once, a philosopher; twice, a pervert." As my mother would say, those are the girls you date; not the girls you marry. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Science Friction Posted July 17, 2017 Author Share Posted July 17, 2017 "There will always be a battle between the sexes because men and women want different things. Men want women and women want men."--- George Burns Not so fast, Georgie. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Science Friction Posted July 17, 2017 Author Share Posted July 17, 2017 I'm a numbers guy, so here's some math references about love & marriage. "Most marriages don't add two people together. They subtract one from the other."--- Ian Fleming "Woman reduces us all to a common denominator." --- George Bernard Shaw "Two divided by love Can only be one And one is a lonely number Two divided by love Can only be sad Can only hurt one another" --- The Grass Roots Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Science Friction Posted July 17, 2017 Author Share Posted July 17, 2017 Chaucer summed it up for a lot of us : " If love be good, from whence cometh my woe?" Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
THE SHERIFF Posted July 17, 2017 Share Posted July 17, 2017 I really work at keeping the romance alive in my marriage, for example I recently wrote my wife a song. I titled it, "I told you I love you, so shut up". Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
OlDog75 Posted July 17, 2017 Share Posted July 17, 2017 "I am a marvelous housekeeper. Every time I leave a man I keep his house". Zsa Zsa Gabor She must have had quite the real estate portfolio She was one hell of a Monopoly player too. :lol2: Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Science Friction Posted July 18, 2017 Author Share Posted July 18, 2017 Oldog75, give me a little piece of wisdom from your many years of marriage. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Science Friction Posted July 18, 2017 Author Share Posted July 18, 2017 On a personal note, I married one time. She was more than half my age at the time. As a numbers guy, I should have known that was not good marriage math. Add the fact that her father had been married six times and her mother five times, twice to the girl's dad and once to the man her grandmother was once married to. You'd think I should have known the probability of success would be small. What in the world was I thinking(with)? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
nWo Posted July 18, 2017 Share Posted July 18, 2017 "You are getting ready to serve a life sentence without hope of parole!" "Never try to understand a woman. Just when you have her figured out she'll change to spite you!" "If you want to stay married along time remember What's her's is her's and what's your's is her's!" Dad told me these the day I got married and was right. I followed his advice been married 33 years! :up: Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Science Friction Posted July 18, 2017 Author Share Posted July 18, 2017 "You are getting ready to serve a life sentence without hope of parole!" "Never try to understand a woman. Just when you have her figured out she'll change to spite you!" "If you want to stay married along time remember What's her's is her's and what's your's is her's!" Dad told me these the day I got married and was right. I followed his advice been married 33 years! :up: Thanks for sharing. Your dad was wise... and funny!!! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
rockmom Posted July 18, 2017 Share Posted July 18, 2017 It's hard to have a wife and a pregnant girlfriend. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
nWo Posted July 18, 2017 Share Posted July 18, 2017 Thanks for sharing. Your dad was wise... and funny!!! Thanks, He sure was both. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Jumper_Dad Posted July 18, 2017 Share Posted July 18, 2017 Marriage is about getting lucky and boy, did my wife get lucky!!! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Science Friction Posted July 18, 2017 Author Share Posted July 18, 2017 My grandparents had been married over 60 years at the time she passed. She had never drank a drop of alcohol until she was almost sixty, but when she took up drinking, she REALLY took up drinking. She would often be sauced by midday. When she got drunk, my papaw was her whipping boy. When sober, she was never profane. When drunk, her words would embarrass a sailor. She gave up her booze and cigarettes a few years before her death. But before her self-imposed prohibition, she made things difficult for pawpaw at times. I remember one evening when we sat down to eat pizza they had ordered from Papa John's . My pawpaw had a way of drawing her ire , especially when she was gassed(it didn't take much). He looked at her across the dinner table, smiled wryly , and flipped his cigar up in his mouth. That was all it took. She took her piece of pizza and threw it across the table with every bit of passion that Nolan Ryan threw a fastball. It landed squarely on her intended target---papaw's white shirt!!! He stormed out of the kitchen, muttering ..."damned drunk." Whenever she wasn't soaking up Tall Boys or guzzling Old Grandad, granny never had a cross word for my pawpaw. She wouldn't have known what to do without him. I miss them both so much... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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