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Oxymorons...

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This one occurred to me while watching a recent episode of "Deadliest Catch."

 

 

 

Crab fishing.

Great depression always comes to mind.

Why do we fly on a plane instead of in it?

The old stand-bys; giant shrimp and (from the 1960s anit-war movement) military intelligence.

Did half of the class call it Bizzzzinessss Etthhhics?

 

Even if Grizzly or 99% of the other people on this site don't get that joke, just remember, I still appreciate it.

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George Carlin comes to mind with several of those.

 

 

Some dim bulbs that work at Occidental Petroleum come to mind. :D

Even if Grizzly or 99% of the other people on this site don't get that joke, just remember, I still appreciate it.

 

Oh trust me, that got a solid chuckle out of me...out loud and everything. I had a business marketing class in college that I always got crazy looks in because I 9 times out of 10 I called it "bizzzzinessss maaarketing".

This one occurred to me while watching a recent episode of "Deadliest Catch."

 

 

 

Crab fishing.

 

I had the same thing occur to me when I was watching "Swamp People" on the History channel. They almost all call it "gator fishing" or "fishing for gators". Alligators are air-breathing reptiles. They even shoot them to kill them. Why not call it gator hunting?

My 8th grader just asked me, "What's an oxymoron?"

 

I knew I would find a thread on oxymorons. BGP did not disappoint.

Clean dirt

Pretty ugly

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