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Oxymorons...

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Asteroids are in the hemisphere and Hemorrhoids are in the ?

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Happily married

State worker

Nose runs and my feet smell

Asteroids are in the hemisphere and Hemorrhoids are in the ?

 

 

You poor, poor soul.

Sane Girl

 

 

 

It can't always be the girls. Sometimes we have to look elsewhere, and we discover there is always one constant. :sssh::lol:

The constant is always that its a girl :lol: My friends tell me to write a book :D

Microsoft Works

Tony Danza is a female? Fix me up with your daughter Alyssa, heck I can't spell her name correct. Merry Christmas.

Comedian Steven Wright tells a few of these as well.

Sure it can. "Annual" simply describes the frequency of its occurrence. It happens more than once you have to have a first, correct?

 

It can't be annual until you have the 2nd one.

It can't be annual until you have the 2nd one.

 

If I tell you we're going to have weekly meetings are you going to tell me that they can't be weekly until we have the 2nd one?

Never understood beauty contests, third runner up, etc

If I tell you we're going to have weekly meetings are you going to tell me that they can't be weekly until we have the 2nd one?

 

Precisely. If the next meeting never takes place, the first meeting wasn't weekly. It was one-time only.

^ Which reminds me of a post I've made before.

 

The Three Ages of Man

 

Tri-weekly

Try weekly

Try weakly

If I tell you we're going to have weekly meetings are you going to tell me that they can't be weekly until we have the 2nd one?

 

weekly meetings is not an oxymoran

 

but 1st annual is.

 

It is the way it is worded.

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