"Barry's head is this big..."

I swear it was first down by at least a yard.

"Okay, buddy, my list of bad calls this season is only this long."

"Speaking of Ron Jeremy..."

I once threw a flag thiiiiiis big

"I realize that I'm generalizing here, but as is often the case when I generalize, I don't care."

"I don't know what to tell you, coach. Good teams don't commit silly penalties like that."

"Coach, you give me a bitter beer again and I'll give you a personal foul..."

"They are what we thought they were!"

Today was my wife's turn to wear the teeth!

and now for my best Jacke Gleason impersonation "POW...to the moon"!

"Junior, there is no way that you came from my loins."

"And then this one time at Referee camp...................

Okay you two! We all need to learn to get along.

Her butt was thiiiiis big!