"I saw it from the boat It was this big no lie but it broke the line and took off"

Talking to the home team's head coach. "Tell me one more time, which way do I have to go to pick up my money?"

And thats when I said, Im not a Doctor.

"Wrecked'em... dang near killed'em."

I am telling you guys, the kid was out of control. He was running here and there and didn't stop till he got all tangled up in a soccer net. Something has to be done about these parents who let their kids run out of control at football games.

BGP Member "Jimmyref" does his best to explain the latest 'You make the Call Scenario' and confuses down and distance with the results of his last fishing trip.

(Ram's made me laugh out loud...and I have no clue what he said.) :lol:

"Frankly coach, I don't give a darn." JD

"Yeah, I told my wife vertical stripes ONLY! I made an exception for the American flag."

"Moon River........

Someone tell me where my hands go next in the Macarena.

(Ram's made me laugh out loud...and I have no clue what he said.) :lol:

 

That's ok, not many people, including myself, can make heads or tails of it.

"Look fellas, I don't make the rules...the KHSAA said you're all in the playoffs"

My call philosophy has always been . . . if you say it loud enough and long enough they will start to believe it . . . It seems to work for me.

WOW that was The Guru on the sideline! Did you see the size of Guru's lens? It's this big!