Have at it:

 

"I shouldn't have did it!"

BGP Member "Jimmyref" does his best to explain the latest 'You make the Call Scenario' and confuses down and distance with the results of his last fishing trip.

That's not funny!! JK!

In the voice of Boomhauer from King of the Hill.....

 

 

"Dang ol' Boomhauer, man, tell you 'bout myself woowee turn ons ladies and back seats man sunsets fast cars man, yup love that CK1 like catnip, turn-offs uhuh women golfers man love that Bob Dylan like a rolling stone what'd he say, brief man myself yup dang ol' internet man. Go http://www.click click click naked chicks yup that's all me uhuh on the next biography man."

When the shark bites,

With his teeth, dear

and he keeps them pearly white....

"Boomgoesthecannon fired that thing when I was THIS far away from it..."

He looks like Jackie Gleason, so in his best Sheriff Buford T. Justice voice (from "Smokey and the Bandit") ... "Now, you can think about it... but don't do it."

"I know...I didn't believe it either...GT's hair is THIS big!"

"did you see the size of that thing?"

I will announce a winner soon.