Have at it:

"Nobody move. I've dropped my glasses and my dog ran off!!!!!!"

"Yo Chuck! What'd d'ose BOC people decide a yard is dis season? What, about like dis...or what?"

...And then you do the Hokie Pokie and you turn yourself around

We should get this guy to find a cancer cure, cause I tell you, he'll find it.

"Forget about it!!"" In the best gangster voice.

"Thought I'd show some chest and pull the zipper down a bit. Hey cheerleaders, how do I look?"

That's not mud back there.

Will someone tell Mr. Sexton that I'm not comfortable with him kneeling behind me and checking to see if I'm giving the private schools any help!

 

God Bless America. Lets play.

"I'm telling you, that stream has trout, that are this big in it". "About the same size as LRCW's belt".

"Okay look guys...I'm trying to play it cool while this wacko is sniffing my butt but I'm telling ya...Another wiff & he's getting it!"

Now what we have here, is a failure to communicate.

"Now listen up fellas, I want a clean fight, everthing above the waist..............You understand!"

"That sub I had for dinner was this long....shooooweee it was good"

"all right....who cut the cheese?"