"Now watch me Yule, Crank that soulja boy!"

OK who has a coin?

"...had to grease the door jam to get her hips through."

Did you see that chicks butt it was this big..........

DANGER DANGER Will Robinson!!!!!

HE HE HE......... That boy was out of bounds by that much when he caught that TD pass. But oh well he plays for that Private school so I called him in. I can't stand it when these public schools whine.

" I totally dont know where I am right now...."

“No really, I was this close to getting that role on Life Goes On”

No Guru, for the last time, you can't blow my whistle.

"What we have here is failure to communicate"

"Ohh! What'd they do, send me a dagone Houdini?!"

 

 

 

 

 

 

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"I will now fart the Star Spangled Banner."

"Ohh! What'd thay do, send me a dagone Houdini?!"

 

:lol:

 

One of my favorite commercials.

"Yeah, I know, I know, my wife told me not to wear stripes!"

" Dangit, I tried to tell the coach I didn't have MY head up my butt!!!"