Sir I bow to you

I think I pulled a hammy ...

There's no need to genuflect. Coach Mueller isn't here tonight.

So I should get ready to blow my whistle when I see them doing this? There is a lot to remember!

"In the name of the father, son and Owen Hauck."

You mean you're not going to help me find my contact? I think I dropped it right here on the field.

An informal meeting of the Ministry of Silly Officials.

Yea, from down here I definitely can see your nose hairs.

Um, Fred, I can't contain it any longer, would you make me the happiest man in the world and marry me? Of course we would have to move to New York.

No. Officials can't take a victory sneak.

Official on the left: "Oh great White Hat, what must I do to become master of the yellow flag?"

Referee: "My son, when you can take the oblong idol from my grasp, you will have become master of the yellow flag..."

"Here's what's NOT a good idea: White Castle 45 minutes before kickoff!"

 

-CF

"Hey guys, remember that whistle I swallowed last Thursday?"

"Hey guys, remember that whistle I swallowed last Thursday?"

 

Winner!