I know that's my hat...I put my name under the bill, let me see!

Do I have to do ten lunges now for missing that call?

...knight me, my liege.

Theisman was standing just like this when he got sacked...

I also officiate wrestling and this is how you do a single leg takedown!

Man, I just can't get that new Nike jock strap to fit.

I think its a football?

Jim lost all chances of making the Pregnant Referee Association's all star team when his water broke during tryouts

I don't care if the walk like an egyptian dance is 25 years old I still think it's cool.

Come on Lucky 7's!!