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Is Jeannine Edwards in the same league as Erin Andrews?


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Obviously there are exceptions, :lol: See the reference to Jennifer Aniston above. But seriously...do think that average 45 year olds should be compared in looks to average 20-30 year olds?

The only average talent mentioned in this thread is Jeannine Edwards... :walk:

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Obviously there are exceptions, :lol: See the reference to Jennifer Aniston above. But seriously...do think that average 45 year olds should be compared in looks to average 20-30 year olds?
:lol:, probably not fair. But then again as GT mentions, there aren't many average women being talked about in this thread. :D
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From Bill Simmons The Sports Guy

 

 

1. Jennifer Aniston (40) — I like having a single leadoff hitter with rumbling ovaries. Aggressive and unquestionably desperate. You’d fear her on the basepaths.

 

2. Sandra Bullock (46) — Cheery veteran, good for the clubhouse, willing to give up at-bats and move runners along to help the team.

 

3. Heather Graham (40) — Power, OPS, speed, the whole package. It’s almost unfair to the others that she’s eligible. It’s like when Jack Nicklaus joined the PGA Senior Tour.

 

4. Halle Berry (43) — Perennial MVP candidate, someone you have to see in person to fully appreciate her greatness. Our highest-paid player.

 

5. Selma Hayek (43) — Fiery Latina, prodigious natural gifts, famous for people gawking at her tape measure … home runs.

 

6. Catherine Zeta-Jones (40) — She’s our David Ortiz, an aging foreign slugger who’s four or five years older than listed.

 

7. Kelly Preston (47) — Don’t worry about the creepy Travolta stink on her. She’s still putting up big stats, and the statistical community loves her.

 

8. Demi Moore (47) — Knows all the chemical shortcuts and can help anyone else who needs advice on surgery or botox.

 

9. Cheryl Hines (44) — Keeps the team loose, keeps everyone laughing, doesn’t go for her own stats, gives us a hot-selling jersey for our Jewish fans. Can play four positions.

 

Starting pitcher: Diane Lane (45) — Crafty veteran, namesake of the team, knows every trick in the book. She’s like Jack Morris circa 1991. You want her out there in big games.

 

Set-up reliever: Maria Bello (42) — Can throw one inning or three, has the highest “nude scene per movie” ratio of any decent actress.

 

Closer: Cindy Crawford (43) — Still routinely hits 103 on the radar gun.

 

Coaching staff: Jacqueline Bisset, Julie Christie, Helen Mirren (all in their 60s). Why is it that women with accents retain a level of hotness that American women can’t match? OK, maybe I’m alone on this. (Waiting.) Nothing? Let’s move on.

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