I'm not sure if you CAN arrest the linebacker for assaulting the quarterback on that play.

....and forgive us our trespasses as we forgive those who trespass against us.......

I am sorry, I cannot allow you into the free concession room, its for refs only!

Officer, I hold my hands like this, some players hold each other's hands, I'm not sure what their coach is holding.

:laugh::laugh:

I'll go quietly after the game. Please don't slap the cuffs on right here! The fellow behind #27 is all EAR.

So, you are saying it is illegal to wear women's underwear under my referee uniform on school property???

 

Did not know that.

Official: Officer, a man stole my flag.

 

Officer: Can you describe him

 

Official: He was wearing a Boone County sweatshirt and walks with his hands in his pockets.

 

Officer: I'll be on the lookout, but don't get your hopes up.

Officer, I only make the calls between the lines. You make the rest of those calls.

I thought I was here to officiate football, but it may be a tough game of Red Rover.

White hat - Dont look now but I think coach just farted.

Ref, I know you have some connections, how do I get to appear at one of those SEC games? I know the NFL is your ultimate goal, but I'd love to protect a goal post or two on national TV.

So you were the ref in the BW3 commercial huh?

I've had it with this guy, officer, can we come to an "arrangement"? Can you make him, er, "disappear"?

Officer: "Coach, you can't dress like an official!"

 

Official: "Gosh, how am I going to get inside the 3 yard box to coach my boys?!"