No Sir Mr. Trooper, I don't know anyone with a nickname of Tankles. The guy next to me might though.

No Officer it's this guy right here that won't play your son.

Yes officer, those guns on #40 are legal.

"Honestly Sir! I swear that I was never in the movie "Forest Gump!!!"

No, No, No, I swear I'm not that guy named Bobby he coaches at Arkansas now and I agree he should have the police after him.

Pardon me, Mr. Official, the opposing defense has been unable to stop Charles Quainoo and have asked me to put handcuffs on him to slow him down.

Coffee and doughnuts do sound delicious.

Edited October 28, 200817 yr by Ram
Rule 13

Officer, you make the call. Heads you arrest the guy in the grey hoodie. Tails you let him go.

Did you get in with your Halloween costume too?

1. Oh...so that really IS an illegal procedure!!! I will let em know.

 

2. Sure, you can coach. Can I have drive your cruiser?

Hey officer, can you get my whistle that is stuck in my lower gum?

Don't look now trooper, but me and the guy across the field are wearing the same thing. OMG!! how embarrassing.

Half time out house break.

I told you I was taller than Coach Thompson!

Sir would you walk the line

 

But I swear there was seven on the line.

But, they were in the A-11- I may not be sure.