"I said, 'Speak up, Mr. Official! All those cannon blasts have damaged my eardrums!'"

That call deserves a spanking, young man!:sssh:

Ludlow gets my vote...most BGPers are not old enough to remember! GOOD ONE!

"Oh c'mon, I haven't seen anything that awful in stripes since the Bengals!"

"Not Miller, Mewwwwwler!"

"I know your kind don't like Mike Leach, but you can't call a penalty against us because the guy to my left looks like Mike Leach, btw, do you agree this is the biggest, fastest and strongest bunch of birds to grace the nest."

"Five state titles to my name, and yet I still can't manage to dress myself in anything more sophisticated than this ratty ole sweatsuit!"

 

---OR---

 

"This kind of outfit works for Bill Belichick... why not me???"

Ive been working on this formula in the lab to make us even faster. Wait till you see our new running back Buddy Love, he's lightning in a bottle.

 

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"Fins to the left, fins to the right; and you're the only official in sight"!!

 

 

 

With sincere apologies to Jimmy Buffett!!

"The football's in here. Oh, wait!! It's coming outta my ear!"

"Look how cute he is when he does his 'Mr Roboto' dance"!

"What do you mean I have to pay taxes on this outfit"

"Fast, I'll tell you how fast we are. When we kick butt and take names we are so fast we just slow down enough to kick butt and take initials!"

I'm telling you, that's how they explained it at the Creation Museum.

After we win our 150th State Championship this year I’m preparing for my next job at Florida State! Oooh, oooha, oooha, ooooooha, oooooooha