Tiger Woods arrested for DUI in Florida

I'll never understand why people who can afford a driver don't utilize one when needed.

Damn, Tiger.

I'll never understand why people who can afford a driver don't utilize one when needed.

 

I know!! I always wanted to start a business to shuffle around drunk pro-athletes, no questions asked, no autographs asked. I'll keep my mouth shut on whatever you've been doing. Just pay me a couple hundred/per night.

Tiger hasn't won a major since 2009 and only won 1 tournament in 2013 since then. Tiger is finished and really isn't relevant any longer.

I really hoped he could bounce back, but between his health and personal issues I just don't see it happening.

I know!! I always wanted to start a business to shuffle around drunk pro-athletes, no questions asked, no autographs asked. I'll keep my mouth shut on whatever you've been doing. Just pay me a couple hundred/per night.

 

I had someone tell me recently a lot of Pro Athletes already have that service and often don't use it.

I think Tiger Woods might just be a loser.

Tiger hasn't won a major since 2009 and only won 1 tournament in 2013 since then. Tiger is finished and really isn't relevant any longer.

 

And yet the media will still continue to cram him down out throats. I'm glad no one was hurt because of him. Just take your half a billion and go away.

And yet the media will still continue to cram him down out throats. I'm glad no one was hurt because of him. Just take your half a billion and go away.

 

He pretty much has gone away. This is the first I've heard anything about him since his surgery a couple months ago. The media ain't shoving him down anyone's throat.

He pretty much has gone away. This is the first I've heard anything about him since his surgery a couple months ago. The media ain't shoving him down anyone's throat.

And like him or not people still want to see him play.

I had someone tell me recently a lot of Pro Athletes already have that service and often don't use it.

 

My nonexistent imaginary business would have push notifications that told them how close I was to their area, along with pictures of them in their athletic glory and/or pics of their loved ones.

My nonexistent imaginary business would have push notifications that told them how close I was to their area, along with pictures of them in their athletic glory and/or pics of their loved ones.

 

I hear you, why not just grab an Uber, they can use the expensive one.

I hear you, why not just grab an Uber, they can use the expensive one.

 

My advantage is discretion.... no hashtag-leaks.

Just saw an article that claimed Woods' back was "pain free". "It was instant nerve relief,'' Woods wrote. "I haven't felt this good in years.''. Now I know why. Does anybody know if the DUI was pills or alcohol? Not that it really matters when you're behind the wheel. It's rather a shame to watch this tremendous talent go downhill.