I like picking on my friend Joe the Pro:

Man, you're big. Are you sure you're just 12, and eligible to play with all of those kids on the sideline?

"Lord, I know Guru is here and if he takes another photo of me, please let it not be my bad side".

Wow! I didn't realize I tossed the coin that high.

God, if you can hear me...............I beg you to let me make it to happy hour on time!

Please don't let that bird poop on my field.

"Please lord, let me make it outta here before Friends is on"

theguru: "Hey, Joe, you miss too many calls, you're killing us"

 

Joe: "Why don't you cry my hands full and I'll throw it up and make it rain. Would that make you feel better?"

God please tell me I turned the oven off.

HEY HEYYYY MACARENA!

Im going to catch this kickoff return instead of the actual team and show them how to really return kickoffs.

"Oh, Lord, please don't let them smell that,,,,,I haven't been paid yet!"

Birdie Birdie in the Air

Why did you poo poo in my hair

 

Birdie Birdie in the sky

I'm so happy cows don't fly!!!!!!!

"Oh, Lord, please don't let them smell that,,,,,I haven't been paid yet!"

Oh My, you're not right in the head.

 

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Look, I'm Misty May-Treanor...