October 11, 200718 yr Bugatti's post in the Yorkie thread made me want to start this thread. What are The Man Laws? Everybody give some examples of Man Laws you follow. (Lets try not to get in trouble. )
October 11, 200718 yr The woman should never drive the man's car, unless he is busy puking out the window. If a man's friend calls at 3 am needing a ride, you pick him up. 23. A Man Can Not Carry A Little Dog In Public, Especially In A Bag. 24. No Man Shall Subject His Pet To The Humiliation Of Wearing Any Clothing Including Hats Or Sunglasses. Extreme Penalties Result In Such.
October 11, 200718 yr The woman should never drive the man's car, unless he is busy puking out the window. If a man's friend calls at 3 am needing a ride, you pick him up. 23. A Man Can Not Carry A Little Dog In Public, Especially In A Bag. 24. No Man Shall Subject His Pet To The Humiliation Of Wearing Any Clothing Including Hats Or Sunglasses. Extreme Penalties Result In Such. I'd have to challenge that one. I wanted to buy my dog an Urlacher jersey. Besides pink, there's nothing manlier than an Urlacher jersey...
October 11, 200718 yr Besides pink, there's nothing manlier than an Urlacher jersey... Name me one manly man that wears pink. And don't try to use HSSB.
October 11, 200718 yr Name me one manly man that wears pink. And don't try to use HSSB. :laugh::laugh::laugh::laugh: Would that be shoes or shirt? :lol::lol:
October 11, 200718 yr All injuries should be treated by walking it off or rubbing some dirt on it (This one is on a Miller Lite shirt I own)
October 11, 200718 yr Name me one manly man that wears pink. And don't try to use HSSB. I meant, only if the jersey is not pink... And, I can't...
October 11, 200718 yr Taken from buzzhumor.com (minor editing required) Man Law #1: Under no circumstances may two men share an umbrella. And this little pearl of wisdom from the same site: GUTS - is arriving home late after a night out with the guys, being assaulted by your wife with a broom, and having the guts to ask, "Are you still cleaning or are you flying somewhere?" NUTS - is coming home late after a night out with the guys smelling of perfume and beer, lipstick on your collar, slapping your wife on the behind and having the nerve to say, "You're next!" And just for the record, I'm not manly enough to try either of those lines...
October 11, 200718 yr Don't fruit the beer!!! All injuries should be treated by walking it off or rubbing some dirt on it (This one is on a Miller Lite shirt I own) I have a couple of pink shirts, nothing wrong with it and I'm manly Man law. Man Law #1: Under no circumstances may two men share an umbrella. Correction: No man may use an umbrella. I'll also throw in calling shotgun. You must be outside of the building/house and the first person to call it gets the seat, no exceptions.
October 11, 200718 yr I have a couple of pink shirts, nothing wrong with it and I'm manly So do I. Chicks think it's hot, so I can care less what another guy thinks. 101. Never worry about what another guy thinks about what you're wearing.
October 11, 200718 yr So do I. Chicks think it's hot, so I can care less what another guy thinks. 101. Never worry about what another guy thinks about what you're wearing. BELIEVE IT. :ylsuper:
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