Don't fruit the beer!!!

 

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1. Men do not wear "out fits" we wear "clothes".

2. Men do not get there hair "done", we get "sheared".

3. Men do not compliment other men on their "clothes".

4. Men do not drink drinks with names, other then, Beer, and "Jack and Coke".

4A. Men do not drink drinks with decorations, no matter what.

Name me one manly man that wears pink. And don't try to use HSSB.

I know one that recently was (wrongly) accused of it. :irked:

Don't fruit the beer!!!

Talk to RTS. He won't drink a beer unless it has a lime hanging off the rim.

 

The other day, he had a beer with a lime and water with a lemon. A little carbonation and he could've made a 7-up.

Talk to RTS. He won't drink a beer unless it has a lime hanging off the rim.

 

The other day, he had a beer with a lime and water with a lemon. A little carbonation and he could've made a 7-up.

 

I'm saving this in the event RTS makes fun of me for not being manly about something. :devil:

Complaining about the brand of beer in your buddies fridge is unacceptable.

The ones I always observed were:

 

Never hit another man in the jewels.

Eyes straight ahead and no conversation in the urinal.

You may take the last beer, or the last piece of pizza, but not both.

Complaining about the brand of beer in your buddies fridge is unacceptable.

 

But it is acceptable to complain if it’s not cold enough.

If you know a guy for more than 4 hours, his sister is off limits unless you plan on marring her.

Taken from buzzhumor.com (minor editing required)

 

Man Law #1: Under no circumstances may two men share an umbrella.

 

 

And this little pearl of wisdom from the same site:

 

GUTS - is arriving home late after a night out with the guys, being

assaulted by your wife with a broom, and having the guts to ask, "Are

you still cleaning or are you flying somewhere?"

 

NUTS - is coming home late after a night out with the guys smelling of

perfume and beer, lipstick on your collar, slapping your wife on the behind

and having the nerve to say, "You're next!"

 

And just for the record, I'm not manly enough to try either of those lines...

 

 

 

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If you know a guy for more than 4 hours, his sister is off limits unless you plan on marring her.

I wouldn't advise marrying the sister either. A my roommate did just that. He married my sister. We haven't spoke since their first anniversary. That was 17 years ago. :sssh:

I know one that recently was (wrongly) accused of it. :irked:

 

 

Do I need to break out the picture, and let the BGP family decide? :sssh:

Talk to RTS. He won't drink a beer unless it has a lime hanging off the rim.

 

The other day, he had a beer with a lime and water with a lemon. A little carbonation and he could've made a 7-up.

:irked:

 

They put the lime on the rim of the glass because it's a Mexican beer, I never let it touch my beer.

BTW, I didn't even ask for the water, too healthy and no fun.

I'm saving this in the event RTS makes fun of me for not being manly about something. :devil:

:lol:

You're probably safe, it's BF that has to worry. :lol::banana:

Do I need to break out the picture, and let the BGP family decide? :sssh:

Not unless you'd like me to share a picture of those gangster shoes you were sportin' at the wedding reception.