October 11, 200718 yr Oh crap! I always get you and hssb mixed up! :irked: HSSB is going to love hearing that. :lol::lol:
October 11, 200718 yr How drunk were you at the wedding reception? I wasn' there. :lol: Oh crap! I always get you and hssb mixed up! :irked: ...
October 12, 200718 yr No man shall ever wear Pink under any circumstance. No fuit in Beer No mans shall have one of those little house dogs....or dare to put "clothes" on a dog. I realize that these were mentioned earlier in other post but I like them. :thumb:
October 12, 200718 yr I prefer Maddox's Alphabet of Manliness. THAT book has the right guidelines. A+++ Post, would read again. Men need to read this book, then come back to this thread and think about how they have lived their lives. You will come away knowing all men need Hot Sauce, hairy knuckles, and to wear Plaid.
October 12, 200718 yr 92. No Man Shall Type "LiKe ThIs" Why would anyone, man or woman, type "LiKe ThIs?"
October 12, 200718 yr I prefer Maddox's Alphabet of Manliness. THAT book has the right guidelines. :ylsuper:
October 12, 200718 yr Taken from buzzhumor.com (minor editing required) Man Law #1: Under no circumstances may two men share an umbrella. And this little pearl of wisdom from the same site: GUTS - is arriving home late after a night out with the guys, being assaulted by your wife with a broom, and having the guts to ask, "Are you still cleaning or are you flying somewhere?" NUTS - is coming home late after a night out with the guys smelling of perfume and beer, lipstick on your collar, slapping your wife on the behind and having the nerve to say, "You're next!" And just for the record, I'm not manly enough to try either of those lines... :laugh::laugh:
October 12, 200718 yr Why would anyone, man or woman, type "LiKe ThIs?" Beats me, but I see it all the time.
October 12, 200718 yr No man shall ever ask directions. If you get too lost, for too long...just move to wherever you are and make a new life for yourself. You're not lost, you're exploring.
October 12, 200718 yr No man should ever wear a SPEEDO!!!!!!!!! Never....EVER!!!!! Not even Tony Danza? :lol:
October 12, 200718 yr Author Not even TonyDanza! :lol::lol: Wait....Real life TonyDanza or BGP TonyDanza?
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