For me, I think I would be St. Colonels_Wear_Blue, patron saint of people who pick up random trivial interests, and then learn about those things to the point of absurdity.

Patron Saint of people who subscribe to Sabermetrics...

St. Jumper_Dad would be the Patron Saint of guys that never have the tool they need to do a job easily.

I'd be the patron saint of completion. Drives me batty stuff half done.

Patron Saint of grandchildren - St. Bengal Maniac can meet their every need and protect them from their "always saying no" parents.

I would be the patron saint of soapmakers...obviously.

I would be the patron saint of soapmakers...obviously.

 

Or fight club participants....You're pulling double duty!

St. Nkypete would be the patron saint of Paleontologists.

@Clyde ...the patron saint of one legged pee-ers.

Iced Tea.

Abused animals.

Wingmen.

Bluto, patron saint of movie quoters.

Patron Saint of working outside

If you had seen some of the basketball teams I've coached... patron saint of lost causes. But they have a guy for that already.