Iced Tea.

 

or Consistency

St. Francis cared for the poor and sick, he preached sermons to animals, and praised all creatures as brothers and sisters under God. St. Francis of Assisi, patron saint of animals and ecology, was born in Italy around 1181 or 1182. google

 

I would be this....

I would be the Patron Saint of Tailgaters.

I would be the Patron Saint of Tailgaters.

 

Based on the photos you've posted from past tailgates, I figure the Congregation for the Causes of Saints should be moving pretty fast on your Canonization.

Trees or wheelchairs :thumb:

Patron Saint of Calculus. I guess I would be the nerdy saint.

Patron saint of people who have no idea what their purpose in life is.

Has beer been taken yet?

Cheese.

Cheese.

"...Blessed are the Cheese-makers..."

"...Blessed are the Cheese-makers..."

 

Well obviously it's not meant to be taken literally, it refers to any manufacturers of dairy products.

Patron Saint of hunters who are close enough to see, but not close enough to stick it.

Patron Saint of Failed Weight Loss Attempts.

Patron Saint of chillin.