Last non-food related item I bought (unless medicine is considered food) - A prescription for Clindomyocin... I thought the antibiotic was supposed to help me, not kill me!

 

Last item that I bought that I do not consume in any way/shape/form - Death by 24 Red Solo Cups...

On lunch I bought a bottle of Eagle Rare for vacation next week. If that counts I guess over indulgences would do the trick. If that doesn't count, I bought dog food and bleach for my pool.

A triple-A battery jammed into each eye and each ear.

Last thing I bought was toilet paper. I guess I could take a very healthy one, forgot and flushed as I sat there the super duper suction caused me to become stuck and I starved to death because everyone was gone on vacation for a month.......whew!!! :wideyed:

 

 

(No, I do NOT take my cell phone to the bathroom with me,)

Today at lunch I bought some batteries, a tool bag and a 50 pack of utility knife blades.

 

Apparently I am going to die in some kind of backfired MacGuyver experiment.

Today at lunch I bought some batteries, a tool bag and a 50 pack of utility knife blades.

 

Apparently I am going to die in some kind of backfired MacGuyver experiment.

 

Don't get blood on your mall shoes.

Don't ask this question at Louisville.

Does an engagement ring count? Might actually kill me lol.

Does an engagement ring count? Might actually kill me lol.

 

Awwwwww snap!

Tires!

Death by a dozen Roses.

If we aren't talking about food then I believe it's my iPhone 6 or a gun holster. The iPhone killing me sounds a lot more practical than the plastic gun holster.

Death by a dozen Roses.

 

How long ago was that? It's been 20 years since you bought anything I'm guessing.

Toothpaste. Might be poison in the tube

Beer. So, yep.