Saw this on Reddit and thought it might be fun. Food purchases don't count.

I can't think of the last thing I bought that wasn't food. How sad is that? :lol2:

Not sure for me but I'd guess MTGL's death takes place at Sak's.

Boneless wings from BWW - Not even kidding. @PurplePride92 Eating them right now.

 

 

A real item would be a cell phone purchased yesterday. I wouldn't be shocked if all those cell phone waves give me cancer at some point.

For me, it's a new beer growler to replace the one that got a crack in it in our dishwasher last night. My guess is, this growler will wait until I'm pulling it out of the dishwasher, and then it's going to explode into hundreds of tiny shards and I'll bleed out in the ensuing bloodbath.

 

That, or I'll turn into an alcoholic and die of cirrhosis of the liver.

Boneless wings from BWW - Not even kidding. @PurplePride92 Eating them right now.

 

I don't even know who you are anymore. What kind of toy did you get with your meal?

For me, it's a new beer growler to replace the one that got a crack in it in our dishwasher last night. My guess is, this growler will wait until I'm pulling it out of the dishwasher, and then it's going to explode into hundreds of tiny shards and I'll bleed out in the ensuing bloodbath.

 

That, or I'll turn into an alcoholic and die of cirrhosis of the liver.

 

:lol2: I bought a growler last weekend, so I'll co-sign this. :lol2:

I'm currently getting an oil change. Death by oil would suck.

Hummm...well I bought a couple of packs of baby wipes for the house last night. I suppose several of those could fly into my mouth and choke me to death.:idunno:

A barbi doll, for little girl.

I'm currently getting an oil change. Death by oil would suck.

 

Death by Dip Stick would be worse!

I was going to say the last thing but it is a Christmas Present for someone that occasionally comes on the read.

 

So the last thing before that was a newspaper...death by paper cut!

Death by weedeater.

Rain boots.

Last thing I bought was Bengals tickets. Totally plausible as I may have a heart attack one day watching them.