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50 Shades of Grey

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I read a review online that basically asked people to hink of how they're picturing Christian Grey and how they feel about him. Then to imagine he looks like this:

 

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If it's a book about a controlling, abusive monster and instead of being incredibly handsome and fabulously wealthy, he's George Costanza, does anyone think this book isn't a complete disaster?

 

Easily in my top five of worst-written female lead characters of all time.

 

I had a hard time understanding the whole phenomenon around 50 Shades of Grey when I heard the story. My wife didn't like the book but is intrigued by the movie and she's the one who said to me that if Christian Grey was anything other than a good looking, rich dude then he'd be arrested for being a crazed, stalker. It doesn't work if Christian Grey is a homeless man.

 

Love that picture by the way. :lol2:

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What's crazy is that all these women are so excited about these books/movies but you know none of those same women are willing to do ANYTHING they read about in the books or will see in the movies. :idunno:

Here's the original review on Goodreads that used that picture.

 

Fair warning: some strong language and boatload of gif images. Also, be warned that it's hilarious.

 

Review from Katrina Lumsden

A friend posted this on Facebook...

Gentlemen. It's Valentines Weekend. 50 SHADES OF GREY is in theaters. I have one suggestion. EAT YOUR WHEATIES!!!!! Vitamins!! Hydrate. You couldn't have better odds this weekend if you were George Clooney!!

 

and this...

 

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I saw a fantastic meme about the VIP seats for 50 Shades of Grey but not sure I should post it haha.

Movie Report:

 

If you did not read the book, actually books, and lets face it if you are a man - you probably did not - or your wife did not or she has not explained some of it before going this moving then it will seem as bad as the reviews.

 

If you have the background and look beyond the shock factor of the red room there there is a 'love story' (according to my wife). What I took notice of was the power struggle or ongoing power negotiations. If you miss either the 'love story' or power aspect - then it won't make sense.

Meh.

It's an awful storyline.

My wife all 3 bookd and some friends of hers went to see the movie. Told her it didnt quite measure up to the book. :idunno:

What's crazy is that all these women are so excited about these books/movies but you know none of those same women are willing to do ANYTHING they read about in the books or will see in the movies. :idunno:

 

Speak for yourself, I know one person that...............well no need to go into details. :sssh:

 

All I can say is............yeah baby! :dancingpa

Here's the original review on Goodreads that used that picture.

 

Fair warning: some strong language and boatload of gif images. Also, be warned that it's hilarious.

 

Review from Katrina Lumsden

 

Hilarious ....

 

"Mommy Porn"

 

"Fifty Shades of :poop:"

 

Some of those gif images placed strategically in the review had me laughing out loud.

 

That review is worth the read.

Saw a car this weekend that had a hand made sign in the back window that said "50 Shades is 100% Porn". Told my wife those people have obviously never seen porn.

Saw a car this weekend that had a hand made sign in the back window that said "50 Shades is 100% Porn". Told my wife those people have obviously never seen porn.

 

What's wrong with porn?! LOL

$94M over the weekend.

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