I'm still trying to figure out the logistics of this one:

 

Witnesses: Man drove 90 mph with genitals hanging out the window - WJHL-TV: News: Weather, and Sports for Johnson City, TN

 

:wave:

I'm still trying to figure out the logistics of this one:

 

Witnesses: Man drove 90 mph with genitals hanging out the window - WJHL-TV: News: Weather, and Sports for Johnson City, TN

 

 

:wave:

 

I think he should be in the Guinness Book of World Records. Unless you are an extremely large person in certain aspects, this is a physical impossibility. Either that or he is a contortionist. But it is safe to say that he is not a member of Mensa.

One way to get attention.

Cruise Control?

That's...Impressive?

Brings a new meaning to balls to the wall.

Brings a new meaning to balls to the wall.

 

Yeah and stick shift :thumb:

For the old timers......his car literally had "four on the floor".

Probably felt glorious

I'd like to meet him.

From the article:

 

"At over 90 miles per hour, he had his penis out [the window]... he was masturbating.

 

He has his foot on the gas, right? Yet his manhood is out the window?

 

Is this guy in the circus?

Bucket List?

Bet it messed up his aerodynamics and wind resistance. Could be a new trial run for Dodge ram.

Only in Johnson City.

 

Imagine if an errant junebug got 'em.

 

Heard MC Hammer "Can't touch this" jamming out the window.

Hope he didn't get wind burn.