All the waterboys in eastern Kentucky are really upset because there hasn't been one post about them in this thread even though their mountain spring water is clearly the best there is.

I hear that waterboy was all hype anyway. His dad was a Culligan Man and everyone had disillusion of grandeur about how good the son was.

 

And there is no way he will ever carry water at Auburn. Mark my word he will be striping the field before his freshman year is over.

And there is no way he will ever carry water at Auburn. Mark my word he will be striping the field before his freshman year is over.

 

Demling tweeted yesterday that he has a shot at practice film duty from the tower.

Heard the HHS water-boy is from Boone County. Dale's up to his old tricks again...Figures:rolleyes:

Heard the HHS water-boy is from Boone County. Dale's up to his old tricks again...Figures:rolleyes:

 

As I heard it, the kid's old coach was gonna make him to focus just on water instead of serving water AND Gatorade. Dale's apparently gonna let him serve both.

The "his dad is a Culligan man" post is outstanding.

The "his dad is a Culligan man" post is outstanding.

 

:lol: You're too kind. Not gonna lie, I was laughing out loud to myself in my office as I typed it. I was thinking it had bombed until VOR ran with it a little.

This whole thread has been hilarious. We have some creative, witty people on this site.

This whole thread has been hilarious. We have some creative, witty people on this site.

 

I completely agree. For what it's worth...I think this one might be "Classic BluegrassPreps" worthy.

All the waterboys in eastern Kentucky are really upset because there hasn't been one post about them in this thread even though their mountain spring water is clearly the best there is.

 

You would think that but they got a little carried away with their smash mouth philosophy which proved ineffective, especially against schools from nky and Louisville.

I heard HHS petitioned the state water commission to have their water boy serve up. Wanted him in the 32 oz division. State declined.

I do feel bad for Scott. The Kenton County open pouring policy really makes it hard to keep top talent. SK and Dixie are getting some nice pourers from Taylor Mill.

I heard HHS petitioned the state water commission to have their water boy serve up. Wanted him in the 32 oz division.

That's because it's impossible to find 16 oz. bottles within a reasonable travel distance...well, unless you go to like Sam's Club or something.

 

Our waterboys have been suffering from self-esteem issues for the past few years, because...

 

 

 

 

 

...wait for it...

 

 

 

 

 

 

...nobody wants to play with them.

Edited January 24, 201214 yr by Birdsfan

Holy Cross' waterboy is still to be determined. Depends on his transcript from Taft.

 

:lol: I MEAN :lol: I woke the kids!

What's that you say? Holmes? Well Holmes waterboy is D1 and dunks cups like no one else in NKY. I haven't seen him but from what Walter posts.....

 

rolling...:lol: :lol:!!