The story was posted over in the Pro Sports forum, I figured I would post the pic here and let everyone have at it. :thumb:

I'll go ahead and get it out of the way....

"Don't tase me bro"

Fan:

 

"I was just looking for the restrooms!"

 

"Mr. Victorino can I have your autograph?"

I don't care what shirt you're wearing, no terrible towels in Philly punk!!!

"Stop or my Mom will shoot....Oh wait, I'll just taze you....

"I'll teach you to make fun of my love handles you skinny punk!"

Fan," Ohhhhhhhhh I have a feeling this is going to hurt!"

 

Security, " Hold still! I never had to shoot a moving target!"

"I thought Tony Danza was a woman"

"I thought Tony Danza was a woman"

 

Nice one Spin!!! :laugh::laugh::laugh::laugh:

"Sure I'll take that bet, what's the worst that could happen.....Here I go!!!!! Hold on was it in Philly that they threw snowballs at Santa.......Uh-oh....."

I thought George Lopez got a new show!!!

Hey Buddy, you told me Dennis Reyes played for the Cardinals!!!!

"No one messes with Paul Blart"

STATE FARM INSURANCE-Life, Auto, Home and getting TAZED!!!

Tickets to a Phillies game, $25

Parking, $20

Beer and a hot dog $12

Seeing a moron get tazed: .... PRICELESS!