"Yes, I killed him. I killed him for money and a woman. I didn't get the money and I didn't get the woman. Pretty, isn't it?"-Walter Neff in Double Indemnity.

We're gonna need a bigger boat!

Pardon me for being so vague, but I saw a movie trailer a few nights ago where the young male character says, presumably after a wild weekend says, ".........I lost my virginity----twice!"

Throughout human history, we have been dependent on machines to survive. Fate, it seems, is not without a sense of irony.

I'd call that bold talk for a one eyed fat man.

 

Fill your hands you son of a ....

"As far back as I can remember, I always wanted to be a gangster."

 

"What do you mean I'm funny?"

 

Both from Goodfellas

"...and somebody oughta belt you in the mouth. But I won't, I won't. The HELL I won't!"

"...and somebody oughta belt you in the mouth. But I won't, I won't. The HELL I won't!"

 

Just watched McLintock a couple nights ago.

I don't know who you are. I don't know what you want. If you are looking for ransom, I can tell you I don't have money. But what I do have are a very particular set of skills, skills I have acquired over a very long career. Skills that make me a nightmare for people like you. If you let my daughter go right now, that'll be the end of it. I will not look for you, I will not pursue you. But if you don't, I will look for you, I will find you and I will kill you.

 

Good luck...

 

Raise your hand if you read this in Liam Neeson's voice.

"Russians don't take a dump without a plan."

 

"The hard part about playing chicken is knowin' when to flinch."

 

"Give me a ping, Vasily. One ping only, please."

 

"Listen, I'm a politician which means I'm a cheat and a liar, and when I'm not kissing babies I'm stealing their lollipops. But it also means I keep my options open."

"Forget about the curve ball, Ricky. Give him the heater!"

 

"Are you trying to say Jesus Christ can't hit a curveball?"

"Oh, yes, and one more thing, dear Lord — about our enemies? Ignore their heathen prayers and help us blow those little bastards straight to hell. Amen again."

"Forget about the curve ball, Ricky. Give him the heater!"

 

"Are you trying to say Jesus Christ can't hit a curveball?"

 

You no help me now... I say *explicit* you Jobu! I'll do it myself.

"Because you're the sexiest man I've ever laid eyes on, and you look like you could use a friend."

 

"Check."

"Because you're the sexiest man I've ever laid eyes on, and you look like you could use a friend."

 

"Check."

 

"Well, you may run like Hayes, but you hit like :poop:."

Edited February 13, 201511 yr by Randy Parker