Show me the money!!

 

You had me at hello...

I'm gonna make him an offer he can't refuse.

" I shoulda been a farmer"

 

"Fella, you don't start playing ball at your age. You retire!"

 

"Well, I sorta got side tracked."

There's no way, *no* way that you came from *my* loins. Soon as I get home, first thing I'm gonna do is punch yo mamma in da mouth!

 

What we're dealing with here is a complete lack of respect for the law.

 

 

 

Most of the other quotes from Jackie Gleason would not pass the word filter!

"Aim small, miss small" - same quote two movies, The Patriot and American Sniper

There's no way, *no* way that you came from *my* loins. Soon as I get home, first thing I'm gonna do is punch yo mamma in da mouth!

 

What we're dealing with here is a complete lack of respect for the law.

 

 

 

Most of the other quotes from Jackie Gleason would not pass the word filter!

 

The quote about the Germans alone should win this category!

There's no way, *no* way that you came from *my* loins. Soon as I get home, first thing I'm gonna do is punch yo mamma in da mouth!

 

What we're dealing with here is a complete lack of respect for the law.

 

 

 

Most of the other quotes from Jackie Gleason would not pass the word filter!

 

Guilty pleasure is this movie, I've seen it so many times I've lost count. I saw it 4 or 5 times when it was in theaters and I was a kid, wore out 2 VHS tapes since then. Going to Amazon now to look for a DVD...

Guilty pleasure is this movie, I've seen it so many times I've lost count. I saw it 4 or 5 times when it was in theaters and I was a kid, wore out 2 VHS tapes since then. Going to Amazon now to look for a DVD...

 

 

I'm watching it now for the umpteenth time! :ylsuper:

I fart in your general direction. Your mother was a hamster and your father smelt of elderberries

I fart in your general direction. Your mother was a hamster and your father smelt of elderberries

 

"It's only a flesh wound!"

 

"You must cut down the largest tree in the forest with.......A HERRING!"

 

"Bring out your dead."

Have you ever danced with the devil by the pale moonlight?

Have you ever danced with the devil by the pale moonlight?

 

Along the same vain, but a later version of the character...

 

"Do you want to know how I got these scars?"

Life moves pretty fast. If you don't stop and look around once in a while, you could miss it.

Watched a few movies over snow days and forgot some of these quotes.

 

Laugh it up fuzz ball--- Han solo to chewbacca

 

 

Impressive, very impressive, Obi Wan has taught you well.----- Darth Vader to Luke

"...and somebody oughta belt you in the mouth. But I won't, I won't. The HELL I won't!"

I used to watch McLintock! with my mother when I was a little boy. She used to bust out laughing every time we saw this. :thumb: