"Russians don't take a dump without a plan."

"The hard part about playing chicken is knowin' when to flinch."

 

"Give me a ping, Vasily. One ping only, please."

 

"Listen, I'm a politician which means I'm a cheat and a liar, and when I'm not kissing babies I'm stealing their lollipops. But it also means I keep my options open."

 

Was going to post the Bolded...well done Swampy!

"Nobody puts baby in a corner" :bag:

 

:bag: I'm wearing one for you!

Here are a couple from my wife's most quotable movie :bag:

 

"I'd rather have thirty minutes of wonderful than a life time of nothing special"

 

" I do not see plays, because I can nap at home for free. And I don't see movies 'cause they're trash, and they got nothin' but naked people in 'em! And I don't read books, 'cause if they're any good, they're gonna make 'em into a miniseries"

 

"The only reason people are nice to me is because I have more money than God."

 

"You are evil, and you must be destroyed."

 

"Slap her! Knock her light's out! We'll make shirts, I slapped Ouiser Boudreaux"

"I'm Batman"

Do, or do not. There is no “try” - Yoda

 

Life moves pretty fast. If you don’t stop and look around once in a while, you could miss it. -Ferris Bueller

 

Why Johnny Ringo, you look like somebody just walked over your grave. - Doc Holliday

"Well, there's this passage I've got memorized that sort of fits this occasion. Ezekiel 25:17. The path of the righteous man is beset on all sides by the iniquities of the selfish and the tyranny of the evil men. Blessed is he who, in the name of charity and goodwill, shepherds the weak through the valley of darkness, for he is truly his brother's keeper, and the finder of lost children. And I will strike down upon thee with great vengeance and furious anger those who attempt to poison and destroy my brothers. And you will know my name is the Lord when I lay my vengeance upon thee!" -Jules

One of my favorite movies ever - Stripes. So many classic lines - Sergeant Hulka was awesome too...

 

Am I to understand you men completed your training on your own. ......"That's the fact Jack!!!"

 

"Army training Sir!"

 

"Your a lean, mean, fighting machine!......I'll do it!!!!!!"

"Was it over when the Germans bombed Pearl Harbor?"

 

 

"Eric Stratton, Rush Chairman, damn glad to meet you! Eric Stratton, Rush Chairman, damn glad to meet you!......................."

You're killing me Smalls

 

just watched it last night. Baby Ruth!!!!

"May the force be with you"

 

"That's no moon, it's a space station!"

 

"The Force is strong with this one!"

Am I to understand you men completed your training on your own. ......"That's the fact Jack!!!"

 

"Army training Sir!"

 

"Your a lean, mean, fighting machine!......I'll do it!!!!!!"

 

Any of you guys touch my stuff, I'll kill you...

Any of you guys call me Francis, I'll kill you...

 

Lighten up Francis!

"Was it over when the Germans bombed Pearl Harbor?"

 

"Then as of this moment they're on DOUBLE SECRET probation."

 

"May we dance with your dates?"

"Was it over when the Germans bombed Pearl Harbor?"

 

"Then as of this moment they're on DOUBLE SECRET probation."

 

"May we dance with your dates?"

 

"Fat, drunk, and stupid is no way to go through life son."

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Wait a minute, Doc. Ah... Are you telling me that you built a time machine... out of a DeLorean?

 

Wax on...wax off.

 

Snakes. Why'd it have to be snakes?