A couple from the remake of True Grit:

 

Colonel Stonehill: "I do not entertain hypotheticals. The world itself is vexing enough."

 

LaBoeuf: (after Rooster missed the bottle he was shooting at): "I thought you were going to say the sun was in your eyes. That is to say, your eye."

You're killing me Smalls

"I stick my neck out for nobody."

You no help me now... I say *explicit* you Jobu! I'll do it myself.

 

I can't help but post:

 

"Let me get back to you, will ya, Charlie? I got a guy on the other line asking about some white walls."

 

 

And it's not a single line, but of course:

 

"This guy here is dead!" "Cross him off, then!"

The greatest trick the devil ever pulled was convincing the world he did not exist. And like that.... he's gone.

Mr. Madison, what you've just said is one of the most insanely idiotic things I have ever heard. At no point in your rambling, incoherent response were you even close to anything that could be considered a rational thought. Everyone in this room is now dumber for having listened to it. I award you no points, and may God have mercy on your soul.

"It puts the lotion in the basket."

 

"Look Daddy! Teacher says every time a bell rings an angel gets its wings"

 

"You'll shoot your eye out, kid"

"It puts the lotion in the basket."

 

"Look Daddy! Teacher says every time a bell rings an angel gets its wings"

 

"You'll shoot your eye out, kid"

 

You threw in the last one just to get a cheap like from Randy Parker. :no:

"Wanna tie me up with some of your ties, Ty?"

 

 

That one came to mind last night.

"As you wish"

 

"If you're gonna kill me, get on with it. Otherwise, shut the hell up; I'm on vacation."

"Wanna tie me up with some of your ties, Ty?"

 

 

That one came to mind last night.

 

Fifty Shades of Webb?

Can't pick just one, but pretty much ever line that comes out of Val Kilmers mouth as Doc Holliday in Tombstone.

Can't pick just one, but pretty much ever line that comes out of Val Kilmers mouth as Doc Holliday in Tombstone.

 

Two of my favorites:

 

"My hypocrisy goes only so far."

 

"It's true, you are a good woman. Then again, you may be the antichrist."

"Nobody puts baby in a corner" :bag:

" A man's got to make a living somehow"

 

"Dying ain't much of a living boy"