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Woman Who Hid Gun In Vagina Gets 25 Years

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When she gets a Pap smear, they have to send it to the lab in Quantico.

How do they know it was hers? It might have been left by someone else!

Gun must have been stolen, word on the street is that she has a hot piece...

 

She's a crap shot

Anyone remember the South Park episode from a few years back, it was a spin off of 24 and terrorists had planted a Nuclear bomb inside of Hillary Clinton, she had a snuke in her snitch. That was some good stuff.

This is my vagina. There are many like it, but this one is mine.

 

My vagina is my best friend. It is my life. I must master it as I must master my life.

 

My vagina, without me, is useless. Without my vagina, I am useless. I must fire my vagina true. I must shoot straighter than my enemy who is trying to kill me. I must shoot him before he shoots me. I will...My vagina and I know that what counts in this war is not the rounds we fire, the noise of our burst, nor the smoke we make. We know that it is the hits that count. We will hit...My vagina is human, even as I, because it is my life. Thus, I will learn it as a brother. I will learn its weaknesses, its strength, its parts, its accessories, its sights and its barrel. I will keep my vagina clean and ready, even as I am clean and ready. We will become part of each other. We will...Before God, I swear this creed. My vagina and I are the defenders of my country. We are the masters of our enemy. We are the saviors of my life.

 

So be it, until victory is America's and there is no enemy, but peace!

Anyone remember the South Park episode from a few years back, it was a spin off of 24 and terrorists had planted a Nuclear bomb inside of Hillary Clinton, she had a snuke in her snitch. That was some good stuff.
Or how about the episode where Oprah's Va-j-j actually carried a gun and I think took hostages.

I'm LMAO!!! You guys should send these in to Kimmel, Letterman, Ferguson, Fallon, etc.

Or how about the episode where Oprah's Va-j-j actually carried a gun and I think took hostages.

 

Also killed his only friend, who was kind of...well a butt.

We will see this on Maury in about a year. "You ARE the father!"

Anyone else getting the USConcealedcarry.com "Concealed Carry Report" ad over on the right side of the screen? :cool:

Anyone else getting the USConcealedcarry.com "Concealed Carry Report" ad over on the right side of the screen? :cool:
No, mine is showing an ad for Nether Regions Natural Pouch Holsters....

Wait, didn't they make a movie about her a while back when, as a little kid, all she wanted was a "Red Rider" for Christmas?

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