July 8, 201115 yr You know how every once in a while ya run into a guy ya don't want to mess (not the correct word) with? Well that's me. Clint Eastwood. Gran Torino Loved that one!!
July 8, 201115 yr "You trying to say Jesus Christ can't hit a curveball?" "Why's he calling me meat? I'm the one driving a Porsche." "Look at that, he hit the "freaking" bull! Guy gets a free steak!" So many more.......
July 8, 201115 yr Hopefully this isn't inappropriate or hopefully I am not violating anything by this one, if so could a mod edit for me? If it is inappropriate then I apologize in advance. BUT, one of my favorite movie quotes of all time comes from Scarface, which has a million. "All I have in this world is my word and my balls and I don't break them for nobody". -Tony Montana
July 8, 201115 yr "The point is, how do you know the fairy isn't a crazy glue sniffer? "Building model airplanes" says the little fairy; well, we're not buying it. He sneaks into your house once, that's all it takes. The next thing you know, there's money missing off the dresser, and your daughter's knocked up. I seen it a hundred times." "You know a lot of people go to college for seven years." "I know, they're called doctors."
July 8, 201115 yr I know this one is from a commercial but I love it anyway... "Oh, no! What'd they do, send me a daggone Houdini?"
July 8, 201115 yr Don't be so gloomy. After all it's not that awful. Like the fella says, in Italy for 30 years under the Borgias they had warfare, terror, murder, and bloodshed, but they produced Michelangelo, Leonardo da Vinci, and the Renaissance. In Switzerland they had brotherly love - they had 500 years of democracy and peace, and what did that produce? The cuckoo clock. -Harry Lime (Orson Welles) in "The Third Man"
July 8, 201115 yr Ugarte - "You despise me, dont' you?" Rick - "If I gave you any thought, I probably would." Casablanca
July 9, 201115 yr First five minutes of Rocky II had these one line classics: Reporter: Rocky, what were you thinking when the bell sounded to start the 15th round? Rocky: I don't know, that I should've stayed in school or something. Reporter: Rocky, do you think there's brain damage? Rocky: I don't know. I don't see any.
July 9, 201115 yr "Son your ego is writing checks your body can't cash." Top Gun. "That's one bad white boy." Remember the Titans. "OOOOH Petey." Remember the Titans. Somebody said football, so I came running." Remember the Titans. Well, now, if done right, I always believed armed robbery doesn't have to be a totally unpleasant experience." Thelma and Louise. One of the lines that launched Brad Pitt's career. "I forgot. You were sick the day they taught law in law school." A Few Good Men. "I'll make it." Hoosiers.
July 12, 201115 yr Sheriff Branford: "The fact that you are a sheriff is germaine to the situation" Buford T. Justice: " The GD Germans got nothin to do with it"! Smokey and the Bandit, gotta love Jackie Gleason.
July 13, 201115 yr Colonel Sandurz: "Prepare the ship for light speed." Dark Helmet: "No, no, no, light speed is too slow!" Colonel Sandurz: "Light speed is too slow?" Dark Helmet: "Yes, we're gonna have to go right to ludicrous speed."
July 13, 201115 yr Folks, here's the deal, this is a great thread, but some of you need to revisit rule #8. Any attempt to use or suggest profanity is prohibited. This means you may not use symbols to replace some or all of the letters in a word that might otherwise be blocked by the BGP word filter. Any attempt to circumvent the word filter with general abbreviations or text message abbreviations will also be considered a violation under this rule. Let's keep this thread going without the transgressions.
July 13, 201115 yr Lloyd: I want to ask you a question... straight out, flat out... and I want you to give me an honest answer. What do you think the chances of a guy like you and a girl like me... ending up together? Mary: Well Lloyd... that's difficult to say... you really don't... Lloyd: Hit me! Just give it to me straight! I came a long way just to see you Mary. The least you can do is level with me. What are my chances? Mary: Not good. Lloyd: [Gulps] You mean, not good like one out of a hundred? Mary: I'd say more like... one out of a million. Lloyd: So you're telling me there's a chance. Yeah
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