July 13, 201115 yr I'm turning in my man card with this post. I will argue that not only is Clueless a great movie, but one of the most highly quotable movies of all time. "Isn't my house classic? The columns date all the way back to 1972." - Cher "That's Ren and Stimpy. They're way existential." - Cher "Until mankind is peaceful enough not to have violence on the news, there's no point in taking it out of shows that need it for entertainment value." -Cher "I would like to say this. Tardiness is not something you can do on your own. Many, many people contributed to my tardiness. I would like to thank my parents for never giving me a ride to school, the LA city bus driver who took a chance on an unknown kid and last but not least, the wonderful crew from McDonalds who spend hours making those egg McMuffins without which I might never be tardy." -Travis Dionne: Phat! Did you write that? Cher: Duh. It's like a famous quote. Dionne: From where? Cher: Cliff's Notes. Mel: Which reminds me, where's your report card? Cher: It's not ready yet. Mel: What do you mean, "it's not ready yet?" Cher: Well, some teachers are trying to low-ball me, Daddy. And I know how you say, "Never accept a first offer", so I figure these grades are just a jumping off point to start negotiations Cher: If it's a concussion, you have to keep her conscious, okay? Ask her questions. Elton: What's seven times seven? Cher: Stuff she knows. Tai: Do you think she's pretty? Cher: No, she's a full-on Monet. Tai: What's a monet? Cher: It's like a painting, see? From far away, it's OK, but up close, it's a big old mess.
July 13, 201115 yr 1. Oh, that's great, Dan. I tell you I'm a thief and you call me a liar. 2. Yeah, right. Pull this leg and it plays jingle bells.
July 13, 201115 yr "I know let's get a police sketch artist to come in" That's about all of the scene from the best scene in Porkys that can be quoted that wouldn't violate several rules.
July 13, 201115 yr Sheriff Branford: "The fact that you are a sheriff is germaine to the situation" Buford T. Justice: " The GD Germans got nothin to do with it"! Smokey and the Bandit, gotta love Jackie Gleason. DING DING DING we have a winner...one of the best scenes and quotes EVER!!!!
July 18, 201115 yr Motorcycle cop: "Do you know what the penality for animal cruelity is in this state?" Clark: "No, sir, I don't." Motorcycle cop: "Well...it's probably pretty stiff."
July 25, 201115 yr "Liking both Marvin Gaye and Art Garfunkel is like supporting both the Israelis and the Palestinians." - High Fidelity
July 26, 201115 yr Lloyd: I want to ask you a question... straight out, flat out... and I want you to give me an honest answer. What do you think the chances of a guy like you and a girl like me... ending up together? Mary: Well Lloyd... that's difficult to say... you really don't... Lloyd: Hit me! Just give it to me straight! I came a long way just to see you Mary. The least you can do is level with me. What are my chances? Mary: Not good. Lloyd: [Gulps] You mean, not good like one out of a hundred? Mary: I'd say more like... one out of a million. Lloyd: So you're telling me there's a chance. Yeah I expected the Rocky Mountains to be a little rockier than this.
July 26, 201115 yr Do you want the blonde or the brunette? I will take the blonde. Good, because I will take anything... Starsky and Hutch Monty: With women, it's always one of two things. Either they won't sleep with you, and then there's really no need to ever call them again. Or they DO sleep with you... and then there's really no need to ever call them again. Waiting
July 27, 201115 yr "You see this watch? This watch cost more than your car! Alec Baldwin talking to Ed Harris in Glen Garry Glen Ross A always B Be C Closing......Always be closing !!! Always be closing !!! "I'm all about having fun. You know, get a couple of cocktails in me, start a fire in someone's kitchen, maybe go to Sea World, take my pants off." Champ Kind in Anchorman. "mmmmmm.... this IS a tasty burger." Jules in Pulp Fiction "Hey, I'm a firm believer in the philosophy of a ruling class. Especially since I rule." - Randal Graves in Clerks "Let's say I go into some guy's office. Let's say he's even remotely interested in buying something. Well, then I get all excited like Jojo, the idiot circus boy, with a pretty new pet. The pet is my possible sale. Oh, my pretty little pet, I love you. So, I stroke it and I pet it and I massage it. Hee hee, I love it. I love my little naughty pet. You're naughty! Then I take my naughty pet and go squish! Aah! I killed it. I killed my sale. That's when I blow it." Tommy Boy "Here it goes: I sped, I followed too closely, I ran a stop sign, I almost hit a Chevy, I sped some more, I failed to yeild at a crosswalk, I changed lanes in the intersection, I changed lanes without signaling while running a red light and speeding!" - Liar Liar Jim Carrey "Hi, I'm looking for Ray Finkle, (Gunshot) and a clean pair of shorts." Ace Ventura
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