I once saw this move at a soccer game. Future TSA agent!

 

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MOOOONN RIVVERRRRR!!!!

You're all out of whack. Here let me fix things for you...

"I hope this job isn't psrt of the Stimulus Package."

MOOOONN RIVVERRRRR!!!!

 

Scary. I was just going to post the above.

"Congratulations, sir. Your bag is too large to store in the overhead bin."

or better yet:

 

"Um, sir... this is only the preboarding inspection. You do not have to be locked in the fully upright position."

Am I a paramedic?......No, but I did sleep at a Holiday Inn Express last night!

With all due respect it is a good thing I wore these magnifying glasses today.

I don't care what your boarding pass says.

 

You're gonna have to go to the cockpit.

I could've been a banker, I could've been an engineer, I could've been a carpenter...heck, I could've taken over my dad's accounting business. But no...I decided I wanted to work for the government. A lot of good that did me.

I don't care what your boarding pass says.

 

You're gonna have to go to the cockpit.

:lol: :lol: :lol: :banana: :notworthy:

See I told you it wouldn't fit

Agent: Do you have anything to declare?

Passenger: Yes, you've unleashed feelings I never knew I had.

 

:lol::lol:

 

A winner!!!

Hey watch it pervert!

Hold on there. Yes. It's coming. Just a little more.Yes.Yes. There you go,Senator.You should be able to breath again now.