Checks out nice. Next time, just bring it around to the shop.

For the first one: You've been "iced", bro.

 

For the second one: That's the straightest thing that guy did all day.

"My job isn't all that difficult, but it is hard..."

Rick Pitino being fitted for his new Porcini's suit

 

^^^ my personal favorite.

Yeah I have something packed but it ain't no laptop!

Bob's previous job as a dairy farmer prepared him well for his work at the TSA.

Bob's previous job as a dairy farmer prepared him well for his work at the TSA.

 

Well done.

We be stroking!

I'm sorry, you'll have to have your bag checked.

"Sorry sir, but I'll have to examine your package before allowing you to board."

Bags do fly free sir, they just have to be checked first.

Bags do fly free sir, they just have to be checked first.

 

Nice.

Do you dress left or right?

Agent: Do you have anything to declare?

Passenger: Yes, you've unleashed feelings I never knew I had.

I'm sorry sir, no oversize packages can be stowed onboard.